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thejoj96

so i heard that you can become a water bottle the first thing you do is not post on bea for exactly 25 hours and then post on bea and then browse /mlp/ and make two posts on different threads and then your dick/vagina will implode into a water bottle which will then take over you

i suggest other bea members try it and see if it works

thanks,
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Hmmmm....

This sounds about as suspicious about that man with the van, but as they say "always trust a man with a big blue van"

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Someone must have put LSD in joj's luncheables.
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Jackwc wrote:

Someone must have put LSD in joj's luncheables.

Nah, someone put luncheables in joj's LSD.

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Jackwc wrote:

Someone must have put LSD in joj's luncheables.

It wouldn't be the first time.

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Woah guys - it actually works!

Here's proof, I got my brother to take a photo of me. Of course I knew you wouldn't believe me so I'm holding my username and date.

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thejoj96

Puncture Repair wrote:

Woah guys - it actually works!

Here's proof, I got my brother to take a photo of me. Of course I knew you wouldn't believe me so I'm holding my username and date.

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that is not you. you have not gone for 25 hours without posting on bea. you must not post on bea for 25 hours in order to help become a water bottle

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Puncture Repair wrote:

Woah guys - it actually works!

Here's proof, I got my brother to take a photo of me. Of course I knew you wouldn't believe me so I'm holding my username and date.

Thumbnail. Click to enlarge.

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thejoj96 wrote:

that is not you. you have not gone for 25 hours without posting on bea. you must not post on bea for 25 hours in order to help become a water bottle

Whoa, you're going to argue against solid evidence like THAT?!

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Dude is clearly a water bottle.

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