Purple, Jackwc and Necharsian's adventures in Besteverville

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SquishypuffDave Profile Australia
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  • Posted: 11/17/2012 11:13
  • Post subject: Purple, Jackwc and Necharsian's adventures in Besteverville
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I had a bout of nostalgia and reinstalled The Sims 2. When I opened the game, I found a new town that hadn't been there before. It was called...

Besteverville

The first house I found had three residents. I clicked on it and the game began...


Jackwc
Aspiration: Romance


Purple
Aspiration: Knowledge


Necharsian
Aspiration: Popularity

These three characters had clearly just moved in together. The house was mostly bare apart from a few beds, a kitchen, a couple of bathrooms and a dining table.


(Necharsian did not appreciate Jackwc's physical advances.)

Once they went inside, Jackwc sat down to read. Necharsian kept interrupting him with tales of his sandwich, while Purple sat in silent contemplation.




Jackwc was in fact learning a new recipe that he wanted to try out.


He proceeded to put the food in the oven...


...and walk away to play with a paper aeroplane.


Then it all went horribly wrong.





Purple can be seen here using Jackwc as a human shield:


After that debacle, Jackwc and the firefighter had a lovely chat and she went on her merry way.


It may have just been his sexual frustration talking, but Jackwc got the feeling they had shared a special connection in that moment.


It was then time for Jackwc to clean the shit from his pants.



An awkward encounter in the bathroom was caught by a curious onlooker...


Who happened to be none other than the cunning and dastardly...


Jhereko
Aspiration: "Family"


TO BE CONTINUED...
Norman Bates Profile
Location Paris, France France
  • #2
  • Posted: 11/17/2012 11:19
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haha brilliant
alelsupreme Awful. Profile United Kingdom
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  • Posted: 11/17/2012 12:51
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this is the bestever thread.
videoheadcleaner formerly Harkan Profile Australia
  • #4
  • Posted: 11/17/2012 13:32
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This could get weird. Or weirder...
SquishypuffDave Profile Australia
  • #5
  • Posted: 11/17/2012 15:15
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CONTINUED...

Jhereko retreats to his "secret room" to formulate a plan.


Meanwhile, Necharsian is working out his guns.


Purple works as a soil identifier. His friend Emily picks him up.



Their relationship is purely carnal.

Jackwc has the day off, and decides to call fire girl.



She agrees to come over and hang out.


Things start off well...




But go downhill quickly...



Oh dear, Jackwc...


Fire lady just doesn't let up.





Necharsian is loving this.



Well this is awkward...

Fire lady eventually leaves, and a sexually emasculated Jackwc retreats to the lounge room to have a wank.



Meanwhile...

Jhereko's plan is slowly coming together...



TO BE CONTINUED...
thejoj96
  • #6
  • Posted: 11/17/2012 15:50
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best. thread. ever
SquishypuffDave Profile Australia
  • #7
  • Posted: 11/17/2012 16:26
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CONTINUED...

Necharsian has landed a job as a team mascot. He leaves for work.


Jackwc decides to stop wallowing in self pity and help around the house.



Purple returns home from work.






Jackwc's sexual unfulfilment turns out to be too much for him to handle. An emergency therapist is called in to coach Jackwc back to sanity.






TO BE CONTINUED...
alelsupreme Awful. Profile United Kingdom
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  • Posted: 11/17/2012 16:40
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funnily enough, i could imagine jack doing this.
Facetious Profile
Location Somewhere you've never been Pakistan
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  • Posted: 11/17/2012 18:31
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thejoj96 wrote:
best. thread. ever
thejoj96
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  • Posted: 11/17/2012 18:34
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itsit wrote:
funnily enough, i could imagine jack doing this.

Funnily enough, if you post again, art will be created.
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