The thread about Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John, the king of the misheard lyric, made me think of this.
From "Love Lies Bleeding":
"I love that feeling in my hands/You can tell by the things that I do with another man" (real lyric: "And love lies bleeding in my hands/Oh it kills me to think of you with another man")
From "Tiny Dancer":
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Real lyric: "Hold me closer tiny dancer")
"45 vesions of a pelican." real lyric: "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
Also, one of my friends when I was little thought "Hold my hand" by Hootie was really "Blow my head". And we didn't even remotely understand the sexual innuendo at the time.
"45 vesions of a pelican." real lyric: "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
Also, one of my friends when I was little thought "Hold my hand" by Hootie was really "Blow my head". And we didn't even remotely understand the sexual innuendo at the time.
I always heard Pearl Jam singing "45 virgins and a pelican". Pretty close, I guess.
I always like John Fogerty reminding me that "there's a bathroom on the right". (Bad Moon Rising)
golden song
Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light
"wrapped up in a douche" (actual: revved up like a deuce)
"little early pearly gave my anus curly-whirly" (actual: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly)
Toto's Africa
"I guess it rains down in Africa" (actual:I bless the rains down in Africa)
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