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Always, I love sperm.
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Happymeal wrote:
Always, I love sperm.


You forgot to put "to eject plenty of" before sperm.
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sheep21 wrote:
You forgot to put "to eject plenty of" before sperm.


Maybe he didn't ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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I'd like to try Spam but it's so damn expensive for a bit of reconstituted crap.
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I did get a PM from a princess who wants to send me hot pictures, and will probably most likely want my bank account information very soon.

Otherwise, no...just the usual.
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This guy keeps sending me some:

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Dear Friend,

Greetings, I really wish to have you as a good friend and also wish to entrust some funds in your care, I have already sent the fund out of Iraq. I need your sincere and truthful friendship. My name is Eng Allan Scott, I am an american citizen working with Royal dutch Shell in Majnoon oil field Basra in Iraq

I have $6.5 Million US dollars that I successfully moved out of the country. I need a good partner, someone I can trust. It is oil business money we did with Iraqi citizens worth 45 million US dollars, but the 6.5 million us dollars stated is my share on the business and its legal. I have successfully moved the funds out of Iraq as family valuables with the help of Universal WORLD TRUST security Company through their branch in Middle East.

Immediately these funds get to you,you take your 30% out and keep my own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where my part of the funds will be until i am back from Iraq and meet with you for discussions on how I can investment my own part, but I have more interest on real estate or any other profitable investmen

But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation

Thanks
Eng. Allan Scott


I'm seriously considering replying him and making a huge melodrama with a mindblowing plot twist at the end.
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Puncture Repair wrote:
I'd like to try Spam but it's so damn expensive for a bit of reconstituted crap.


Ohhh, he said spam? No I'm not getting any spam.

Sperm is a different story.
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Happymeal wrote:
Sperm is a different story.


Indeed.

I'm pretty sure you can't get sperm in a can.
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Defago wrote:
This guy keeps sending me some:

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Dear Friend,

Greetings, I really wish to have you as a good friend and also wish to entrust some funds in your care, I have already sent the fund out of Iraq. I need your sincere and truthful friendship. My name is Eng Allan Scott, I am an american citizen working with Royal dutch Shell in Majnoon oil field Basra in Iraq

I have $6.5 Million US dollars that I successfully moved out of the country. I need a good partner, someone I can trust. It is oil business money we did with Iraqi citizens worth 45 million US dollars, but the 6.5 million us dollars stated is my share on the business and its legal. I have successfully moved the funds out of Iraq as family valuables with the help of Universal WORLD TRUST security Company through their branch in Middle East.

Immediately these funds get to you,you take your 30% out and keep my own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where my part of the funds will be until i am back from Iraq and meet with you for discussions on how I can investment my own part, but I have more interest on real estate or any other profitable investmen

But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation

Thanks
Eng. Allan Scott


I'm seriously considering replying him and making a huge melodrama with a mindblowing plot twist at the end.


You know somethings up when someone starts a E-Mail with "Dear Friend".
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