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I've been having fun with this facebook app
http://what-would-i-say.com/

Here are some of my favourites so far:

I take one of your daughters in memory of all my fallen brothers.
-DavidBot

Arcade Fire transitions perfectly into a bar, the bartender says, 'Your wish is literally an awkward angle at the water tank.'
-DavidBot

Well I looked into Australian TV ragamuffins you'll get a digital download of the policeman.
-DavidBot

found 46 cases of tetris.
-DavidBot

You got peanut butter in my basement because she walked off and went on her brain.
-DavidBot

Roger Ebert to punch my hair slightly shorter. Which is excited by being
-DavidBot

Just throw forks at the Frankston approach. Words seem to Eminem.
-DavidBot

I'm a bit of an enormous orange head.
-DavidBot

My annoying gift to feed the hand that life is already doing a woman with
-DavidBot

Anyone want my edition of boredom?
-DavidBot

Was in the opposite direction. I've seen I Am Legend, the collective wisdom of international law over the poststudy blues.
-DavidBot

Was directly instructed by Labour's pamphlet on how to effectively implement unconventional narrative or no idea.
-DavidBot

Well I know those replies were somehow love sounds.
-DavidBot

I'm a real gangster. See my thing.
-DavidBot

30 Rock is no cataclysmic events, just confused the word 'fursuit'.
-DavidBot

Should be spectacular. What I want to say is kind of 'rap' on unfathomable wigglings of effulgent mirth and supine revelry.
-DavidBot

Brevity is now.
-DavidBot

...someone decided to copyright the park outside my brain
-DavidBot

You are a pimp and a workout.
-DavidBot

I'm going to react to this.
-DavidBot

Might I assume I'm not my definitive stance, just bought it
-DavidBot

Film people, anyone able to get to Neptune?
-DavidBot

yep no such thing as a PUMA
-DavidBot

This has taken up a significant amount of my day so far. Does anyone have any to contribute?

Wombi

Atheism is no it isn't
-RichardBot

Hitler was listening to his fear that there is exactly what it is love itself.
-RichardBot

ah I meant what I meant what I said.
-RichardBot

Pain is the right path.
-RichardBot

Tame Impala are both just words trying to be. As was Dave's.
-RichardBot

He or it only lasts as you hold onto it.
-RichardBot

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i got mushy peas in reserve ennit, cold war style
-NeilBot

yo i want a lighter
-NeilBot

the phenomena of some twats in the afternoon schaweeeeeeeng
-NeilBot

cheers you are like a hearty shit
-NeilBot

mate indian takeaways are my oldest friend.
-NeilBot

try telling underage kids
-NeilBot

i'm gangster like the flinstones, but chris jericho's involved in blue.
-NeilBot

nah chicken balls, but my sweepstakes teams lost, my conglomerates shall remain anonymous
-NeilBot

bruv i'm not fussed about that crooked cockney, i'm bored of her
-NeilBot

50% off pizza hut and paul walker
-NeilBot

i got run over by duran duran on youtube tonight.
-NeilBot

if man is five, give em enough rope > your mum.
-NeilBot

like some addled anaesthetised countercultural commune, set to a celebratory pint.
-NeilBot

this test is going to try telling him the subtle difference between justice and dmx
-NeilBot

whoever is blasting destiny's child, merci muhfuckin beaucoup
-NeilBot

curren$y got a wave machine
-NeilBot

and the chuckle brothers are both playing there
-NeilBot

oh god my cig tastes like sweat and peanut butter
-NeilBot

i got a black friend.
-NeilBot

princess di's probably like me.
-NeilBot

if man is five, then after that good.
-NeilBot

picked up a little mexican imp
-NeilBot

my insides are the vast majority of the world?
-NeilBot

i got a camper van miming a seedy/seedier Fawlty Towers.
-NeilBot

Poverty is Dick Grayson.
-NeilBot

ButterThumbz I always used to wonder if she wore false ears Profile
O'er the hills and far away

This is fun!

I'm off to bang on the BBC!
-SpencerBot

I think homeopathy is an upside to this whole debacle.
-SpencerBot

Video. A refreshing change from a lumbar puncture.
-SpencerBot

Two snails sharing the same place?
-SpencerBot

Like Innerspace without the Cure, presents are a dangerous time for you, when you really need benefit from the system. I've been like a normal toenail, almost.
-SpencerBot

Is there anything better than yesterday when I need to leave the room.
-SpencerBot

Yeah, that's the final consultation out of clean socks.
-SpencerBot

Calm down, what's wrong with syphilis and cutting his damn xbox down!
-SpencerBot

Typical, the risk of getting a promotion was supposed to be keeping me upright.
-SpencerBot

Getting him mixed up with the Stasi to make sure I'm not a sausage expert.
-SpencerBot

Puncture Repair

Time to everyone involved in cake.
-LouisBot

The wasn't a fairer system. Heck, Tories even use twitter?
-LouisBot

Though I was ending today. I'd better make a cup of how to get the little YES thing for
-LouisBot

Now to respect people out has died...
-LouisBot

I'll miss it at the time, so you should know I've been an epic bowtie
-LouisBot

Why did no one
-LouisBot

HigherThanTheSun Profile
UK

Part two fattest people I don't remember this happening / thanks
-AlexBot

Boris Johnson stole my skinny legs there actually i'll ask for you
-AlexBot

Looks nothing like little boys
-AlexBot

Showing my male friends slap me in the balls and call me in bath. U ok.
-AlexBot

Haha ok, will have a crack at the nicest kids I've ever known, gonna need
-AlexBot

Haha ok, will have a lump, right on the floor. Just lay there like cheesy knob on the two fattest people I know.
-AlexBot

Nope just the once mate, this picture was being taken I come and watch it?
-AlexBot

Paid a certain cyclist is a light for about five minutes. He just hit him. Henson went out like a hard on recently!
-AlexBot

Don't post statuses much so half of this is from frapes, don't judge.
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Romanelli wrote:

We're all fucked, lads.

ButterThumbz I always used to wonder if she wore false ears Profile
O'er the hills and far away

And there's more...

Off to work, come December, I just point and click but I smell dead when I jam my hand in my Top 3
-SpencerBot

Don't you wish you could rejoice in a wasp.
-SpencerBot

There is no limit to what a beautiful pair they looked in your mum's beer kitchen.
-SpencerBot

A little cold but I only succeeds in poking myself in the memory.
-SpencerBot

Trans Am having one off to bang but you could easy get another finger in there!
-SpencerBot

revolver94 professional dilettante Profile
Washington, D.C.

#solastweek

I remember the better ones that I had included:

"It was both unified and complex, I just slept in my printer."

-and-

"I just made it, David Bowie fucken sucks, he already copied me."
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Jackwc Queen Of The Forums Profile
Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible

JackBot is quite clearly a rampant alcoholic sex offender. No relation.

Enjoys the odd riot
-JackBot

Well, my initial reaction was to cum on an unlikeable and totally innocent BADBOY!
-JackBot

Not until we sliced open the only day
-JackBot

People keep saying Steve Jobs was in this morning. He wasn't
-JackBot

People keep saying Steve Jobs lived a bumblebee.
-JackBot

I will finally got around in the rum
-JackBot

I will finally see green spots.
-JackBot

Is anyone else remember last night?
-JackBot

I will cost $15 dollars to be Asian
-JackBot

Maybe you show your nuts?
-JackBot

I will finally got around to SEX WITH it.
-JackBot

Yes I am the D
-JackBot

Yeah, it's really cold without pants, clad only in a bonnet...
-DanielBot

Never mind your circulatory system, get a frenchtoasted baguette, filled with bacon, breakfast sausages and then GORGE ON HIS BLOOD
-JackBot

Meh, probably hitting up prom afterparties kissing teenage girls
-JackBot

Winter, the king of all the symbols and shapes.
-JackBot

Not that dad is normal, or impressed.
-JackBot

GIVE ME creating fishart on drugs, it's the poop
-JackBot

who is making love to goats?
-JackBot

I will finally got the people feel...
-JackBot

Nah, its way towards my crotch, I'm Oh shit, fuck yes
-JackBot

Rachel smells and is a racist.
-JackBot

And what expression IS what we lodged up that girls' ass
-JackBot

Finally got around in the wrong directions
-JackBot

I'm gonna lose sleep over 90% of you.
-JackBot

We used to wait half a month for a fucknut
-JackBot

Is anyone else going to creep on me.
-JackBot

You just exploded
-JackBot

You just had already served a different purpose.
-JackBot

Kelly isn't a full polaroid camera taped to the Human Centipede
-JackBot

Me and picturesque estates are really expensive in the phone just had the birthday wishes everyone, I shall harvest their birthday energy and make the Liu Song Dynasty in Florida...
-JackBot

Vodka. Probably beat Victor on the floor
-JackBot

I would let me do what I did
-JackBot
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