Listen very carefully to me, Antonio-Pedro. That wasn't swedenman in your dream. That was my dream-walking arch-nemesis denmarkman. If I know him as well as I think, you should have the same dream tonight. This is what you need to do:
1. denmarkman and revolver94's evil twin (he has one, too) will be sitting on a street corner. Do not approach them. Don't even make eye contact. Instead, take off your pants and walk the other way.
2. They should start following you because you took off your pants and they're creepy. At the end of the street you will find Meatloaf. Dreams are like inverse reality, so Meatloaf will be a huge JMan fan and will ask you trivia questions about JMan. The questions will likely deal with the number of times JMan has had his art stolen, JMan's opinions on reggae, and the amount of diversity and types of noises that appear on Replacement Skin by Brad Harkan and Hayden Who, so make sure you brush up on these subjects.
3. If you answer all of Meatloaf's questions, he will transform into a tank and attempt to destroy you. At this point you need to transform into a Tim Curry/dragon hybrid (it should be easy, you're in a dream), and Tankloaf will drive away in tears. In his place he will leave three Opeth tickets (they will say "Cheese Danish Extravaganza", but they're really for an Opeth concert).
4. Give two of these tickets to denmarkman and anti-revolver94. They will accept it because denmarkman is secretly Danish and loves cheese. As for the third ticket, you need to crumple it up and eat it. This will transform you into Opeth on an acid trip. Also it'll teleport you to the concert.
5. Play loud music and sing in Swedish (acid automatically teaches you Swedish). Swedish is lethal to denmarkman, so his head will start exploding. He will try to escape, so you will need to aim your guitar waves at him sort of like Blossom did to Mr. Mime in that Powerpuff Girls episode. These will petrify him. Finally, sing "Dancing Queen". The entire audience should join in because that song fucking owns.
6. If you've done everything exactly as I've told you, denmarkman will turn into a chocolate bunny. Pat yourself on the back and enjoy your delicious snack.
Listen very carefully to me, Antonio-Pedro. That wasn't swedenman in your dream. That was my dream-walking arch-nemesis denmarkman. If I know him as well as I think, you should have the same dream tonight. This is what you need to do:
1. denmarkman and revolver94's evil twin (he has one, too) will be sitting on a street corner. Do not approach them. Don't even make eye contact. Instead, take off your pants and walk the other way.
2. They should start following you because you took off your pants and they're creepy. At the end of the street you will find Meatloaf. Dreams are like inverse reality, so Meatloaf will be a huge JMan fan and will ask you trivia questions about JMan. The questions will likely deal with the number of times JMan has had his art stolen, JMan's opinions on reggae, and the amount of diversity and types of noises that appear on Replacement Skin by Brad Harkan and Hayden Who, so make sure you brush up on these subjects.
3. If you answer all of Meatloaf's questions, he will transform into a tank and attempt to destroy you. At this point you need to transform into a Tim Curry/dragon hybrid (it should be easy, you're in a dream), and Tankloaf will drive away in tears. In his place he will leave three Opeth tickets (they will say "Cheese Danish Extravaganza", but they're really for an Opeth concert).
4. Give two of these tickets to denmarkman and anti-revolver94. They will accept it because denmarkman is secretly Danish and loves cheese. As for the third ticket, you need to crumple it up and eat it. This will transform you into Opeth on an acid trip. Also it'll teleport you to the concert.
5. Play loud music and sing in Swedish (acid automatically teaches you Swedish). Swedish is lethal to denmarkman, so his head will start exploding. He will try to escape, so you will need to aim your guitar waves at him sort of like Blossom did to Mr. Mime in that Powerpuff Girls episode. These will petrify him. Finally, sing "Dancing Queen". The entire audience should join in because that song fucking owns.
6. If you've done everything exactly as I've told you, denmarkman will turn into a chocolate bunny. Pat yourself on the back and enjoy your delicious snack.
Listen very carefully to me, Antonio-Pedro. That wasn't swedenman in your dream. That was my dream-walking arch-nemesis denmarkman. If I know him as well as I think, you should have the same dream tonight. This is what you need to do:
1. denmarkman and revolver94's evil twin (he has one, too) will be sitting on a street corner. Do not approach them. Don't even make eye contact. Instead, take off your pants and walk the other way.
2. They should start following you because you took off your pants and they're creepy. At the end of the street you will find Meatloaf. Dreams are like inverse reality, so Meatloaf will be a huge JMan fan and will ask you trivia questions about JMan. The questions will likely deal with the number of times JMan has had his art stolen, JMan's opinions on reggae, and the amount of diversity and types of noises that appear on Replacement Skin by Brad Harkan and Hayden Who, so make sure you brush up on these subjects.
3. If you answer all of Meatloaf's questions, he will transform into a tank and attempt to destroy you. At this point you need to transform into a Tim Curry/dragon hybrid (it should be easy, you're in a dream), and Tankloaf will drive away in tears. In his place he will leave three Opeth tickets (they will say "Cheese Danish Extravaganza", but they're really for an Opeth concert).
4. Give two of these tickets to denmarkman and anti-revolver94. They will accept it because denmarkman is secretly Danish and loves cheese. As for the third ticket, you need to crumple it up and eat it. This will transform you into Opeth on an acid trip. Also it'll teleport you to the concert.
5. Play loud music and sing in Swedish (acid automatically teaches you Swedish). Swedish is lethal to denmarkman, so his head will start exploding. He will try to escape, so you will need to aim your guitar waves at him sort of like Blossom did to Mr. Mime in that Powerpuff Girls episode. These will petrify him. Finally, sing "Dancing Queen". The entire audience should join in because that song fucking owns.
6. If you've done everything exactly as I've told you, denmarkman will turn into a chocolate bunny. Pat yourself on the back and enjoy your delicious snack.
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