Paint A Vulgar Picture (track)
by The Smiths

Paint A Vulgar Picture by The Smiths
Year: 1987
From the album Strangeways, Here We Come (track #8)
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From 04/08/2021 19:10 | #268345
Even by Smiths standards lyrically superb.
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From 10/18/2016 11:05 | #177081
Great song, possibly my favourite all time Smiths song, but it's getting to be a bit ironic now considering the amount of Smiths compilations out there. Still, brilliant song.
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