Paint A Vulgar Picture (track)
by The Smiths

Paint A Vulgar Picture by The Smiths
Year: 1987
From the album Strangeways, Here We Come (track #8)
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83/100 (from 233 votes)
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This track is rated in the top 3% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 83.0/100, a mean average of 82.4/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 83.3/100. The standard deviation for this track is 12.2.

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From 04/08/2021 19:10
Even by Smiths standards lyrically superb.
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From 10/18/2016 11:05
Great song, possibly my favourite all time Smiths song, but it's getting to be a bit ironic now considering the amount of Smiths compilations out there. Still, brilliant song.
#177081 | Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | +1 votes (1 helpful | 0 unhelpful)

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