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12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0UnhpfpxL8

What's my score?


Sorry I heard it before, you lose.
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1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Gin
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] I don't
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] (A shirt with farm animals made of cloth that i cut up a sewed around it)
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] Regular Jeans

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] Pandora

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Fiery Furnaces


12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Temptation
e. you haven't heard it




So how did I do?
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I am way too hip to submit to your test.
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1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Coffee, bitter or a nice glass of red
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Nothing generally, although I wouldn't say no to a toke if there was one on the go.
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Converse
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle Even if I could, there's nowhere worth walking around here
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] An Empire Strikes Back T
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] Just regular loose fit jeans

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] Ripped on my pc, digital radio, in car cd
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Beck, he's a band, right?

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Once In A Lifetime
e. you haven't heard it

So, what does that make me?
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1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Pisco
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Lucky Strikes
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specifI have 4 pairs of the same no-brand shoes on different colorsors
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specifswimminsuit

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Can

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it Can't think of anything.
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1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] slim cigarettes
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other: CD
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other: Beatles

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it
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