2 Weeks Into BEA and The_Poe Was Right

Anonymous · 2014-04-01T14:48:16-04:00

What a load of dadrock wank we got here, eh? Fucking Coldplay is in the top 10 of the 2000s, The Beatles are accepted as anything more than trite jukebox music for a bourgeoisie dying from the brain damage they incurred listening to that shite. Most overall charts here look like Rolling Stone casts were dipped in a polymer formed from false nostalgia (most of you are under 25 for Chrissake) and broken up vinyl. And if it's not dadrock, it's Pitchfork. On and on with you people... Arcade Fire relevant in the 2010s, Best New Music popping up constantly, and when they refuse to tap into hip hop for their hallowed yearly in-progress list of the most overrated shit of the year, you all jump on and bandwagon an 8.0+ of theirs, Pinata, just to stave off your white guilt and subliminal bordering sexual desire for the Other in one of the most bland ways possible. Don't get me started on the token jazz picks! Davis, Coltrane, but the list doesn't go on, here! Oh, no! Your '50s charts look like the dusty clearance vinyl bins that get left outside overnight 'cause it costs more in labor to bring the fucking things inside than can be made from selling them since they were so widely distributed to fucking poseur limpdicked '50s suburban kids who grew up to become your parents and grandparents. When is the West going to be left behind for a global perspective on music? We are on the INTERNET, people! Wake up and smell the roses! Your entire civilization is crumbling from the inside, and I'd go so far as to say it's a necessary extension of the washed up ideology of LP-obsessed, sales-enthused wash out bourgeois hacks like you all, Christgau, and the lot! In the words of Menace Clan, kill whitey. and in the words of satiemaniac, happy April Fool's

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Flash your lack of an avatar leads me to constant worry that you're gonna start crying about how we refuse to acknowledge Thom Yorke ended slavery or something.

Who is Thom Yorke????? You mean tom ford from the jay z song right. You must mean tom ford. Thom York never heard of him.

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benpaco wrote:

And thus, for the first time, I used the "Ignore" button.

It's pretty useless tbh, all it censors is their album/artist/song comments, and even then you still see it, just as "Click to see this comment"

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