1. Who is your roommate?
A giant fucking spider that doesn't move, just watches
2. What will dinner be everyday?
Uncooked Ramen noodles in mayonnaise
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it?
Scat porn narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it?
Wet sand
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
A 30 Seconds to Mars record, a comedy album by a really shitty comedian (Lisa Lampanelli comes to mind), and only the penultimate disc of a young adult novel audiobook series
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it?
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I have experienced hell, except for the permanent, can't-get-away part.
1. My first roommate. He had to be right about everything. The annoying thing was, unless it was about trivia (I was a trivia Jedi back in the day), he usually turned out to be right.
2. Cream of green bean casserole, with french fried onions on top. (My family loves this stuff.)
3. DC Cupcakes. (About two sisters who "followed their passion" (I'm so sick of that phrase) and set up a shop making cupcakes and cupcake displays. A reality show, one of my daughter's favorites)
4. Decaf coffee (I don't understand decaf coffee. It's like sugarless bubble-gum. What's the point?)
6. Visitor every weekend: My parents-in-law. Not that I don't enjoy their company, but my wife always goes into a cleaning frenzy the week before and makes everyone else miserable.
The worst of the Amazing-Songwriters-Who-Can't-Carry-A-Tune-In-A-Paper-Sack genre. (She dethroned Bob Dylan for that title, which is quite an achievement). I'm just guessing about the Amazing Songwriter part. It's the only thing I can think of to explain the appeal. Not gonna listen to it again to find out, unless I'm in this Horrible Apartment Hell, or it's in another BEA tournament.
Two and a half hours of droning. Two CD's worth of the same stuff. Since then, whenever I run across a gawd-awful album, and I need to say something nice about it, I say "It's better than Stars of the Lid." Won't even listen to it again for a tournament.
3. DC Cupcakes. (About two sisters who "followed their passion" (I'm so sick of that phrase) and set up a shop making cupcakes and cupcake displays. A reality show, one of my daughter's favorites)
I have no idea how you can mess up a show about cupcakes. Cupcakes are inherently pleasant.
I have experienced hell, except for the permanent, can't-get-away part .
The most important part by far. There has to be a No Exit component otherwise you have hope. It's far easier to endure something if you suspect things are going to get better. It's the realization that "this is it" that really fucks with you.
I'm a hell expert. I've logged far more than a 100 albums worth. 🤣
ps Norman do you know where I can find a subtitled version of Helene et les Garcones (my french is not great)
Fortunately, I think there is no such thing. I'd really like to see something like "Hélène et les garçonnes", though, sounds like a good lesbian movie I could watch.
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