BEA LOVE DOCTOR(S)

Anonymous · 2014-01-30T17:40:20-05:00

The thread where we all turn to advice on help for either what's ailing us romantically or just for advice in finding that special someone. We're all the patients and all the doctors. Given I can't give any worthwhile advice on relationships, but here's some general not-to-do's on a date or really any social situation - For a suggested date, don't put "Let's go get a meal at (insert fancy-schmantzy restaurant) or let's get cocktails at this (insert post-modern, overpriced club)". I know it sucks to be in the bottom 97 percent of income-earners, but in doing one of these your potential partner will only see right through it or expect more of these kind of outings you can't afford. Lay down your guard and just say "Let's sit on my porch, listen to some songs off youtube and drink my neighbor's Busch Light and Franzia". You'll get someone who will accept you for who you really are (Given any cheap brew or wine will do, but Pabst and Yellowtail are key for scoring a twenty something hipster. Just no Steel Reserve or any beer named after your state's symbol- you want them to think you're poor but affable and honest, not downright hobo). - Don't describe the movie "Ebola Syndrome". - Don't ask your date if they know what you mean when you say "Riverboating". - If you are really insecure about your lack of material goods, hide your air mattress and 2007 insignia laptop and when you take your date home looked shocked when you walk through the door and procliam "IVE BEEN ROBBED!!!" - Eye contact is good but only in short glances. Stare too long and that just screams "Date Rapist" - If they say they'll only listen to music if you have vinyl, they are a douche and don't bother. Vinyl is good but we're not fucking Bill Gates here, so just because we can't burn thousands of dollars on good vinyl and we listen to music off grooveshark shouldn't be a turn-off for basic entertainment on a potentially good date. - Girls, when you look at your male date naked for the first time, the words you should definitely not say is "that's cute". Anyways hopefully there are those luckier in love than I who can dispense more helpful advice.

Goto page Previous 1 2 3 4 5 67

View previous topic :: View next topic

Precedent

Relationships are going well, best ever albums

how about you?

New topic Closed

Topic Posters
All times are GMT
Goto page Previous 1 2 3 4 5 67

Page 7 of 7

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Topic	Author	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Sticky: The BEA Games Hall Of Fame	Guest	Tournaments	47	05/31/2016 23:16 cestuneblague
Doctor Doctor Thread	Guest	Lounge	12	12/10/2014 19:08 meccalecca
[ Poll ] Female Doctor	SquishypuffDave	Lounge	5	11/11/2013 17:50 HigherThanTheSun
[ Poll ] Doctor Who - 50th	Guest	Movies & TV	47	12/27/2013 20:03 alelsupreme
Albums you Love that get no love from...	glynspsa	Music	0	05/27/2017 21:27 glynspsa