This guy wants to buy a gift for his wife on Christmas, and comes across a pet shop. After a while, he buys a parrot named Chet. When the wife opens her gift, she's a little confused she got a parrot. "I know it's strange, but he's a special parrot. Watch this. The shopkeeper taught me this technique."
The husband takes Chet the parrot's left wink, and holds a lighter directly under it. The husband lights the lighter, but does not hold it close enough to burn the wing. Chet sings "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!"
The husband says "He sings Christmas songs when you hold a fire under his wing!"
"Wow!" says the wife. "That's neat!"
"That's not all!" says the husband. He holds the lighter under Chet's right wing, the parrot sings "Silent Night, Holy Night..."
"That's amazing!" shouts the wife, joyfully. "What happens when you hold the lighter under his tail?"
"Um, I don't know." said the husband. "The shopkeeper never taught me that." So he holds the little under the parrot's tail feathers, and Chet sings...
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