Mini-bosses
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ChrisWare - Drives around in an SUV blasting U2 at your characters.
kidamnesiac - Dies quickly, but keeps coming back to life. The only way to finally defeat him is to constantly keep your back turned.
Defago - While you don't battle him directly, he does stop by periodically to harass your characters with flute music and formal complaints of racism. You can't defeat him for good, but you can keep him from coming around as often by giving him an important responsibility.
RFNaples - Builds a temple to his best ever albums using the corpses of puppies. You must destroy his temple without getting sued.
GARY - Just a big troll. It takes a while, but you'll eventually kill him.
Romanelli - Like Defago, you don't battle him directly, but he causes periodic confusion by reorganizing your weapons and spells. Occasionally, he'll toss them from your inventory entirely for unknown reasons. Keep him at bay by only using equipment that was made within the past year.
The Poe - He has countless tiny minions with terrible acne and shrill voices. They all toss things at you, but you have no idea what they are. The most effective weapon against him is hip-hop.
Jackwc - Sends out occasional hypnosis spells that cause your characters to turn against you. The only way to defeat him is to introduce him to a really attractive but controlling person. For an alternate ending, you can just join him in a big cuddle party.
Final boss who has been secretly orchestrating everything
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JMan - Good luck defeating his endless barrage of confused rhetoric, Wonka wikis, and awkwardly written pamphlets. It will be a very long battle indeed.
Geevy
JMan
alelsupreme
Josh
JackWC
Yung Neil
Revolver
40FootWolf
We have good IRL photos of most of these users, so they'd be really easy to design.
Having IRL photos is super useful for design yeah, though wouldn't it be better if we had some sort of vote or something to decide who gets a character in the game?
sp4cetiger wrote:
Mini-bosses
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ChrisWare - Drives around in an SUV blasting U2 at your characters.
kidamnesiac - Dies quickly, but keeps coming back to life. The only way to finally defeat him is to constantly keep your back turned.
Defago - While you don't battle him directly, he does stop by periodically to harass your characters with flute music and formal complaints of racism. You can't defeat him for good, but you can keep him from coming around as often by giving him an important responsibility.
RFNaples - Builds a temple to his best ever albums using the corpses of puppies. You must destroy his temple without getting sued.
GARY - Just a big troll. It takes a while, but you'll eventually kill him.
Romanelli - Like Defago, you don't battle him directly, but he causes periodic confusion by reorganizing your weapons and spells. Occasionally, he'll toss them from your inventory entirely for unknown reasons. Keep him at bay by only using equipment that was made within the past year.
The Poe - He has countless tiny minions with terrible acne and shrill voices. They all toss things at you, but you have no idea what they are. The most effective weapon against him is hip-hop.
Jackwc - Sends out occasional hypnosis spells that cause your characters to turn against you. The only way to defeat him is to introduce him to a really attractive but controlling person. For an alternate ending, you can just join him in a big snuggle party.
Final boss who has been secretly orchestrating everything
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JMan - Good luck defeating his endless barrage of confused rhetoric, Wonka wikis, and awkwardly written pamphlets. It will be a very long battle indeed.
This is really great, though I think maybe they should stay as Mini-bosses, and have the larger bosses be music references.
Mini-bosses
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ChrisWare - Drives around in an SUV blasting U2 at your characters.
kidamnesiac - Dies quickly, but keeps coming back to life. The only way to finally defeat him is to constantly keep your back turned.
Defago - While you don't battle him directly, he does stop by periodically to harass your characters with flute music and formal complaints of racism. You can't defeat him for good, but you can keep him from coming around as often by giving him an important responsibility.
RFNaples - Builds a temple to his best ever albums using the corpses of puppies. You must destroy his temple without getting sued.
GARY - Just a big troll. It takes a while, but you'll eventually kill him.
Romanelli - Like Defago, you don't battle him directly, but he causes periodic confusion by reorganizing your weapons and spells. Occasionally, he'll toss them from your inventory entirely for unknown reasons. Keep him at bay by only using equipment that was made within the past year.
The Poe - He has countless tiny minions with terrible acne and shrill voices. They all toss things at you, but you have no idea what they are. The most effective weapon against him is hip-hop.
Jackwc - Sends out occasional hypnosis spells that cause your characters to turn against you. The only way to defeat him is to introduce him to a really attractive but controlling person. For an alternate ending, you can just join him in a big cuddle party.
Final boss who has been secretly orchestrating everything
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JMan - Good luck defeating his endless barrage of confused rhetoric, Wonka wikis, and awkwardly written pamphlets. It will be a very long battle indeed.
I think Jman should leave in the middle of the battle.
Got a few more ideas, would love to hear your guys thoughts on them.
Characters
Sgt. Peppers
OK, a paranoid android that speaks using the radio in his head.
Yoshimi, a young Japanese girl that also seems to be well trained in karate.
St. Alfonzo, owner of the Yankee Hotel restaurant St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
The Master of Puppets, could be some sort of antagonist
Uncle Tupelo
Items
Revolver
Strawberry Jam
The Magic Whip
The Trout Mask Replica
The Fashion Nugget
Tigermilk
Tubular Bells
Swordfishtrombone
Any ideas on what these items should do?
Locations
The Pink Moon
Highway 61 (the highway to Hell?)
The Joshua Tree
The Suburbs
Fillmore East
The Yankee Hotel California
Abbey Road
The Plastic Beach
Avery Island
Spiderland
Illinois
Folsom Prison
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