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- #1
- Posted: 12/01/2014 15:28
- Post subject: Bad Poetry Contest
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Not sure whether this belongs in Games or Off Topic, but I'm sure mods will see to it that it's in its right place.
The pitch is simple: everyone who wants to join in will PM me a bad poem, of any length and any style of your choosing. I'll post each received poem on this or another thread and we can all vote on which poem we think was the worst. After voting is over, I'll reveal the names of the authors (unless for some reason you would prefer to remain anonymous).
Please include a title on your poem to make the voting process easier.
Submissions accepted until, say, December 13th. Date flexible.
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Muslim-Bigfoot
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
- #2
- Posted: 12/01/2014 17:42
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This is actually a great idea. Can be pretty funny. I encourage people to submit stuff.
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- #3
- Posted: 12/01/2014 18:15
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nutso you are a mad genius. are we limited to one submission per person? because believe me I can write some godawful poetry
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
- #4
- Posted: 12/01/2014 18:17
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can i just send the entire sentimental thread?
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- #5
- Posted: 12/01/2014 18:38
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| alelsupreme wrote: | | can i just send the entire sentimental thread? |
I musta missed that one. Back in the village with crappy internet connection.
| dividesbyzero wrote: | | nutso you are a mad genius. are we limited to one submission per person? because believe me I can write some godawful poetry |
I was originally intending on it being one submission per person, but I really want to read your godawful poetry. Tell you what, submit as many as you like. If too many people complain about that, I'll just hold back a few of your poems.
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- #6
- Posted: 12/08/2014 16:55
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Five days remain for submissions!
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- #7
- Posted: 12/12/2014 17:50
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One day left. Final warning for procrastinators.
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- #8
- Posted: 12/12/2014 17:57
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| nutso42 wrote: | | One day left. Final warning for procrastinators. |
I work better (worse?) under pressure
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Jimmy Dread
Old skool like Happy Shopper
Location: 555 Dub Street 
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- #9
- Posted: 12/13/2014 01:04
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As a previously published poet spending 5 minutes producing my life's masterwork whilst waiting for some indie-pop to download whilst the wife snores her head off was time well spent. Thank you for arranging this contest. I look forward to receiving a compendium of all the entries next Christmas so I can read them whilst on the toilet.
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Jimmy Dread
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Location: 555 Dub Street
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