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purple

seeing that I'm #2 hipster on the site (#1, if hairy is determined to be 'pseudo-hipster') I decided there should be a hipster test. un-surprisingly, all the hipster tests already created on the intarwebz aren't hipster enough... answer questions honestly, all results are determined by the collective BEA user group condemning you to hipster-dom. Feel free to copy this post and bold the answers that you choose. feel free to add questions to the test; this is supposed to be fun.

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it

purple

first go, until things are added

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] everything under the sun
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits no additives brosef
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks unless I'm in the field, then I'm sporting all-natural boots
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins well, close enough
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed haha, you didn't thinkI was that hipster, did you?
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle but I am kind of a hipster bitch...
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel goddamnit... it's the geology, not the music I swear
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis haha, bitchez
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com yeah
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only, broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] I just don't give a fuck
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Joanna

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette - "Hello"
e. you haven't heard it

Saoirse

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Whiskey sour
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] black and milds
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] whatever's the lowest clearence price at payless
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn (cuz I walk and I am a unicorn 😜 🤣 )

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] Charlie Brown and office space T
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] Library and whatever else is available to me
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] The Shangri-Las

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Gimme Danger
e. you haven't heard it

purple

anothergreenworld2 wrote:

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Gimme Danger
e. you haven't heard it

🥰

Bork Executive Hillbilly Profile
Vinson Mountain, GA

1. What do you drink?
d. other [specify] - At the moment Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

2. what do you smoke?
d. other [specify] - Not a thing. Chew is healthier and tastes better.

3. What shoes do you sport?
b. other [specify] - Preferably scuffed up cowboy boots but J&M's (yes, with laces) for work

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket

5. how's your vision?
e. other [specify] - Bad. Contacts.

6. mode of transportation?
d. other [specify] - Pickup truck.

7. how's your top?
d. other [specify] - Plain solid color $5 t-shirt

8. how's your bottom?
e. other [specify] - Boot cut Cinch jeans.

9. most visited website?
e. other [specify] - google.com

10. how do you listen to music?
d. other [specify] - Winamp. Regular mp3's for the most part.

11. greatest band ever?
e. other [specify] - The Beatles, but my favorite is my dad's golf game.

12. greatest single ever?
d. other [specify] The P-90, but I prefer humbuckers.

purple

Bork wrote:

1. What do you drink?
d. other [specify] - At the moment Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

2. what do you smoke?
d. other [specify] - Not a thing. Chew is healthier and tastes better.

3. What shoes do you sport?
b. other [specify] - Preferably scuffed up cowboy boots but J&M's (yes, with laces) for work

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket

5. how's your vision?
e. other [specify] - Bad. Contacts.

6. mode of transportation?
d. other [specify] - Pickup truck.

7. how's your top?
d. other [specify] - Plain solid color $5 t-shirt

8. how's your bottom?
e. other [specify] - Boot cut Cinch jeans.

9. most visited website?
e. other [specify] - google.com

10. how do you listen to music?
d. other [specify] - Winamp. Regular mp3's for the most part.

11. greatest band ever?
e. other [specify] - The Beatles, but my favorite is my dad's golf game.

12. greatest single ever?
d. other [specify] The P-90, but I prefer humbuckers.

you, sir, are the ultimate hipster... you almost completely picked the alternative 😉

Bork Executive Hillbilly Profile
Vinson Mountain, GA

purple wrote:

you, sir, are the ultimate hipster... you almost completely picked the alternative :wink:

Yup. Kind of expected though. My hipsterism is what I'm known for around here.

Polythene Pam

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Vodka and whatever
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Anything that is not tobacco
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] I don't really wear shoes
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify] Shop? I prefer theft.

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed, actually they are but I don't have any 🙁
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify] People
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] whatever is practical, currently a loose Chinese collared shirt.
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts. not lycra
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] teamliquid, yeah I am a huge nerd.

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] However.
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Newsom

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Umm, I have no idea, I couldn't even name the singles of most of my favourite bands. What are singles?
e. you haven't heard it

cartoken The Seer Profile
Paris

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless (plenty of good wine here in France 😎
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] currently mt neighbor horrible cooking 😕
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Timberland
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] a t shirt written in Korean
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] boxer underwear

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] /www.google.com

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] The Strokes, but can be the answer C as well

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Soma
e. you haven't heard it[/quote]

alelsupreme Awful. Profile

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [Cola and Juice]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [Nothing]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [trainers, hell if I know the brand]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [plain T Shirt]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [regular shorts]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web (spotify counts as this, right?)
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [Beatles]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [God Only Knows I guess]
e. you haven't heard it

I got no hipster points.