The Headmaster Ritual (track) by The Smiths
Year: 1985
From the album Meat Is Murder (track #1)
The Headmaster Ritual appears on the following album(s) by The Smiths:
- Meat Is Murder (track #1) (this album) (1985)
- The Sound Of The Smiths (track #12) (compilation) (2008)
- ...Best II (track #2) (compilation) (1992)
- Complete (track #12) (compilation) (2011)
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This track is rated in the top 1% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 89.4/100, a mean average of 89.0/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 89.8/100. The standard deviation for this track is 11.5.
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Stunning and beautiful. Indie done right.
In my opinion, this is Marr's greatest guitar construction and the rhythm section on this track (the whole record, really) is outstanding. Then add Morrissey's evisceration of his cruel treatment at school, and you have one of the Smiths' greatest songs.
nachosbob 06/30/2015 01:52
Such a good song lyrically and musically, I get the feels with this one.
A top ten Smiths song for me, the rhythm of the song is the driving force to the sound. Interesting lyrics of Morrissey's school life
GandalfORiley345 06/23/2014 21:11
Incredible strong way to start, the bass sounds strong and excellent, completely 80s style, but, really sounds incredible
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