Meat Is Murder
by The Smiths
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Meat Is Murder is ranked 3rd best out of 16 albums by The Smiths on BestEverAlbums.com.
The best album by The Smiths is The Queen Is Dead which is ranked number 16 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 31,215.
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The tracks on this album have an average rating of 86 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).
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Meat Is Murder rankings
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| Year | Source | Chart | Rank | Rank Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | araidernomore | Top 6 Music Albums of 1985 | 6/6 | 1 |
| 2026 | Top 90 Music Albums of 1985 | 69/90 | 1 | |
| 2026 | cicadelic | Top 100 Music Albums of 1985 | 11/100 | 5 |
| 2026 | Top 100 Greatest Music Albums | 34/100 | 66 | |
| 2026 | Siromynian | Top 100 Music Albums of the 1980s | 52/100 | 10 |
| 2026 | MrOlan | Top 13 Music Albums of 1985 | 10/13 | 2 |
| 2026 | Top 100 Greatest Music Albums | 48/100 | 51 | |
| 2026 | stareaterogni0n | Top 42 Music Albums of the 1980s | 39/42 | 2 |
| 2026 | sunnydhamm | Top 9 Music Albums of 1985 | 2/9 | 4 |
| 2026 | Top 100 Music Albums of the 1980s | 2/100 | 20 | |
| Total Charts: The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. | 839 | |||
| Total Rank Score: The total rank score. | 6,166 | |||
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Album ratings | Avg. album rating |
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| ! | 10/10/2026 13:46 | stereosanctity | 41 | 77/100 |
| ! | 10/03/2026 13:36 | Siromynian | 1,789 | 74/100 |
| ! | 09/04/2026 04:29 | MrOlan | 961 | 76/100 |
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This album is rated in the top 1% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 81.7/100, a mean average of 80.3/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 81.8/100. The standard deviation for this album is 14.6.
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The only Smiths album I find uneven. The U.S. version includes "How Soon Is Now", the quality of which dwarfs everything else and makes some songs sound particuarly mediocre. "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" is the only other highlight for me. "Barbarism Begins At Home" is quality but takes too long making its exit, while the title track features some beautiful playing but is spoiled by some rare pontification by Morrissey. (Edited)
When discussing The Smiths within musical circles, many would cite The Queen is Dead's politically-laced barrages of sound or perhaps the shyly-communicated romantic and physical insecurities of the band's brilliant debut record. When Meat is Murder eventually surfaces in conversation, it comes embroidered with the tagline, "The one where Morrissey pontificates about vegan ideals?" While it's certainly true that the album's title track is just as preachy as it is powerful, the record stands (albeit mostly unseen by most) as one of the band's most consistently brilliant outings. One could certainly attest to this album being the most varied in the discography, fluctuating between windswept, idyllic ballads and guitar-driven, rebellious canticles. This stylistic grab bag usually results in an uneven sonic experience, however, with the collective talent on hand, The Smiths deliver a master stroke markedly representative of their entire body of work.
The Headmaster Ritual kicks off the record, which serves as the band's statement on corporal punishment in educational settings. Marr's guitar is promptly infectious on the track, serving as the skeleton of the song while Mike Joyce's drum hits assume the figure of a percussive heart. Morrissey's yowls can be found scattered throughout, bridging between condemning cries of "Belligerent ghouls, run Manchester schools, spineless bastards all." The frontman's personal experiences can certainly be inferred upon here. It's possible his inclination towards artistic pursuits and not athletics made his time at school tumultuous. The Headmaster Ritual is a potent opener, flaunting wondrous instrumentation and inciting social discourse. Track two entitled, Rusholme Ruffians, conjures a carnival scene set against the backdrop of a hot summer evening in Manchester. Morrissey, from a lyrical standpoint, relays his most satirical skepticisms. He beckons, "Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me." He then recants (slightly), proclaiming that his "faith in love is still devout". Sixth track, Nowhere Fast, continues with all things snide, although far less concealed. Lyrics such as, "I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen, every sensible child will know what this means" serve as a playful foreshadowing of political sentiments to follow. Marr's rockabilly rhythms once again propel the track reiteratively interlocked with Joyce's dependable drumming. For the quintet, Nowhere Fast acts as the musical equivalent of "cocking a snook". The album then coasts into seventh track, Well I Wonder, manifesting as part lullaby and epitaph. The appropriate visual accompaniment is that of beads of rain wandering down a windowpane as the sound of the drops patter overhead. Morrissey's vocal delivery is painful serene here as he croons, "Gasping, but somehow still alive, this is the fierce last stand of all I am." Andy Rourke's bass work creates a sense of space for the vocals, constructing a visual of Morrissey transmitting from the deepest, ghastliest alleyway where his pained but gorgeous falsettos only go as far as the wind takes them.
Morrissey's polarizing views on meat-infused diets, (comparing meat eating to child abuse and biting into your grandmother among others), often lampoon the album as an extension of those divisive statements. These snippets, nevertheless, should not detract from what an immense triumph this record still is, despite the idealogical load it must unfairly saddle. The Smiths were indeed two steps ahead of most of their contemporaries in the 1980's and routinely reduced similar-sounding groups to cut-rate emulations. Coinciding with their imminent prime was Meat is Murder, a stirring collection of some of The Smiths' finest musical exertions, layered and textured both in instrumentation and poetic capability. Ignominiously, It continues to remain back-seated when pitted against other Smiths discography entries. Oddly enough, you'll "get a crack on the head" for daring to bring it up.
"This is the last night of the fair,
and the grease in the hair,
of a speedway operator
is all a tremulous heart requires.
A schoolgirl is denied
She said : "How quickly would I die
If I jumped from the top of the parachutes?"
--Rusholme Ruffians
Standout Tracks:
1. Nowhere Fast
2. The Headmaster Ritual
3. Rusholme Ruffians
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The greatest Smiths album because I don't know. I just seem to prefer this over Queen is Dead. Barbarism is especially mindblowing! The guitar on the joke isnt funny anymore fucks me out ma mind erry time aswell. All the tracks are insane!
An inmensly mature album that has trully standed the test of time, a phenomenal step towards the band's true masterpiece
The Smiths's most epic work! I love both of Marr's Guitar and Morrisey's cool lyrics. my favourite song is "The Headmaster Ritual" it recall my hurted school memory. I was hit by teacher rudly. I was so shamed. And it's still my trauma.but song is too cool and bright. so I always feel both Hurting and Fun. it sounds weird,:-( but it does
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