|
View previous topic :: View next topic
|
|
| Author |
Message |
Norman Bates
Gender: Male
Age: 53
Location: Paris, France 
- #11
- Posted: 06/30/2014 08:09
- Post subject:
|
Quand je me lève le matin direct je fais gicler l' lait
Sur mon vase de céréales encore frais
P'tit déj' au lit, c'est comme ça que je fais
Pour pouvoir dire après "it was a good day".
Céréales au fruits de mer tous les matins,
Une langue de chat, j'fais tremper, ça l'fait bien
Et si j'ai un paquet d' Chocapic sous la main
Ca l'fait mieux encore, j'ai trop faim
|
|
|
|
|
|
drakonium
coucou
Location: More than one
- #12
- Posted: 06/30/2014 08:20
- Post subject:
|
| Norman Bates wrote: | Quand je me lève le matin direct je fais gicler l' lait
Sur mon vase de céréales encore frais
P'tit déj' au lit, c'est comme ça que je fais
Pour pouvoir dire après "it was a good day".
Céréales au fruits de mer tous les matins,
Une langue de chat, j'fais tremper, ça l'fait bien
Et si j'ai un paquet d' Chocapic sous la main
Ca l'fait mieux encore, j'ai trop faim |
Ça envoie du pâté, mec.
|
|
|
|
Norman Bates
Gender: Male
Age: 53
Location: Paris, France
- #13
- Posted: 06/30/2014 08:21
- Post subject:
|
| drakonium wrote: | | Ça envoie du pâté, mec. |
Et pas qu'du pâté, gros.
|
|
|
|
Facetious
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Somewhere you've never been 
- #14
- Posted: 06/30/2014 08:51
- Post subject:
|
| Puncture Repair wrote: | Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,
Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.
The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.
Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away
Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment is the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast. |
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
|
|
|
|
SuedeSwede
Ognoo
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Location: On a cloud 
- #15
- Posted: 07/01/2014 01:29
- Post subject:
|
This one goes out to all of my cereal lovers in the U to the K,
Hit it motherfucker,
On the east side of town my grandmother asked me,
"Would you like some Coco Pops or would you like muesli?"
I said "grandma, I swear you gotta be cray,
I mean, what d'ya take me for, some bawpy cliché?"
So I went into the kitchen and I got out a box,
Since grandma had to sit down and put on her socks,
I got out one of those nice white bowls,
And put a spoon inside and I looked down at my rolls,
I thought maybe it's time I should go for the healthy option,
Since no-one needs a new-found cholesterol adoption,
I took the spoon out and I put the box back in the cupboard,
And I started to eat the muesli but it tasted like cardboard,
I spat it out quickly and I ran for the Coco Pops,
And when I was finished I told my grandma to get some more from the shops,
For y'all eating breakfast, I got love to give profusely,
Except if you're one of those fuckers eating muesli.
_________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
Facetious
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Somewhere you've never been
- #16
- Posted: 07/01/2014 07:20
- Post subject:
|
| SuedeSwede wrote: | This one goes out to all of my cereal lovers in the U to the K,
Hit it motherfucker,
On the east side of town my grandmother asked me,
"Would you like some Coco Pops or would you like muesli?"
I said "grandma, I swear you gotta be cray,
I mean, what d'ya take me for, some bawpy cliché?"
So I went into the kitchen and I got out a box,
Since grandma had to sit down and put on her socks,
I got out one of those nice white bowls,
And put a spoon inside and I looked down at my rolls,
I thought maybe it's time I should go for the healthy option,
Since no-one needs a new-found cholesterol adoption,
I took the spoon out and I put the box back in the cupboard,
And I started to eat the muesli but it tasted like cardboard,
I spat it out quickly and I ran for the Coco Pops,
And when I was finished I told my grandma to get some more from the shops,
For y'all eating breakfast, I got love to give profusely,
Except if you're one of those fuckers eating muesli. |
🤣
|
|
|
|
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|
|
