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GARY

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This one has a 100% success rate Liar


BEATLES

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road


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sorry to bring this down a peg, and not quite sure why I remember these (or admitting to it) ... actually, there's loads of these types of tunes from this period cos I was an acid house DJ at the time... :


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not many lyrics to this one, mostly groans... (gets interesting around the 5:00 mark)


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http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/...Man_(move)
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GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
itsit wrote:
I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)


Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(




That's very strange that it didn't work :-k

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on :?:

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I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[



In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts #-o

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W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.
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Jackwc wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
itsit wrote:
I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)


Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. Sad




That's very strange that it didn't work Think

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on Question

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I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins Anxious



In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts d'oh!

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W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.


Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.
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bcaie16 wrote:
Jackwc wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
itsit wrote:
I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)


Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. Sad




That's very strange that it didn't work Think

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on Question

.


I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins Anxious



In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts d'oh!

.


W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.


Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.


Weird. The Wal-Mart near me doesn't sell maple syrup at all Embarassed

Mind you, they have this liquid sugary brown shit in a plastic bottle Think My friend gave me a bottle, never found out what to do with it.
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I just give it to my American friends when they come up to visit.
Can you believe they put it on their pancakes of all things? I'd been using it as wiper fluid this whole time. Didn't do such a great job.
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GARY

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Hayden wrote:
bcaie16 wrote:
Jackwc wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
GARY wrote:
Hayden wrote:
itsit wrote:
I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)


Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. Sad




That's very strange that it didn't work Think

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on Question

.


I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins Anxious



In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts d'oh!

.


W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.


Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.


Weird. The Wal-Mart near me doesn't sell maple syrup at all Embarassed

Mind you, they have this liquid sugary brown shit in a plastic bottle Think My friend gave me a bottle, never found out what to do with it.




It works well as motor oil Very Happy

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Lords of Acid - I Sit On Acid

"Darling, come here, fuck me up the (ear?)

I wanna sit on your face"

etc...


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