My gf and I have what's basically an "open relationship", so I peruse OkC from time to time, mostly to people watch, sometimes to try to sleep with people. Well, I found this girl with a hilariously neurotic profile and knew I had to message her. Sadly she would have nothing of it.
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Ouch. What are your online dating stories, BEA? _________________ A dick that's bigger than the sun.
These people truly are scary. I always wonder what life would be from the point of view of someone like that. Like, if brushing my teeth or eating a sandwich was something philosophical and a deeply meaningful act. Everything should be super stressful, she seems to analyze the consequences and significations of every single thing that happens in front of her (and probably elsewhere as well). I know some people like that (though to a lesser extent obviously) and I never feel very comfortable with them. Are they so much more intelligent than me or the other people? Or maybe I should just take myself more seriously and think everything I do is very important? Or I just don't get it.
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haha. that was great. I bet she sits at home wondering why she's single, always checking her cell phone to see if that perfect guy writes to her an epic novella about how she's the center of his universe.
Sometimes, I kind of wish I were single, just so I could experience the ridiculousness of online dating.
The few OK Cupid dates I went on back in the day weren't much to speak about, except that one of the dates was with Peter Boyle's daughter. Unfortunately she kind of looked like him.
TL;DR: I'm going to die alone. _________________ "Drink beer, smoke pot, and create something that will storm heaven. That's all I ever really cared about." - Ron House
These people truly are scary. I always wonder what life would be from the point of view of someone like that. Like, if brushing my teeth or eating a sandwich was something philosophical and a deeply meaningful act. Everything should be super stressful, she seems to analyze the consequences and significations of every single thing that happens in front of her (and probably elsewhere as well). I know some people like that (though to a lesser extent obviously) and I never feel very comfortable with them. Are they so much more intelligent than me or the other people? Or maybe I should just take myself more seriously and think everything I do is very important? Or I just don't get it.
Yeah, but I'm still kind of impressed by her writing style.
haha. that was great. I bet she sits at home wondering why she's single, always checking her cell phone to see if that perfect guy writes to her an epic novella about how she's the center of his universe.
Sometimes, I kind of wish I were single, just so I could experience the ridiculousness of online dating.
The few OK Cupid dates I went on back in the day weren't much to speak about, except that one of the dates was with Peter Boyle's daughter. Unfortunately she kind of looked like him.
Ouch! I would've been quoting Young Frankenstein to her all night! 😉
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