Corrupt a Wish Foundation - Lounge - Forums : Best Ever Albums

Kiki

Post a wish. A wish as in something you wish for which you might get a genie to wish for. Next person corrupts your wish. As in something bad which will happen to you because you made the wish. Things which make you wish you didn't wish the wish at all.

Then the user says their wish and the next corrupts that one.

I'm sure you will get the hang of it as we go. Smile

I'll start:

I wish I was invisible.

craola

crayon master

Location: pdx

Kiki wrote:

Post a wish. A wish as in something you wish for which you might get a genie to wish for. Next person corrupts your wish. As in something bad which will happen to you because you made the wish. Things which make you wish you didn't wish the wish at all.

Then the user says their wish and the next corrupts that one.

I'm sure you will get the hang of it as we go. Smile

I'll start:

I wish I was invisible.

You get hit by a car and are paralyzed from the neck down, but no one ever finds you cause you're an invisible person lying in a ditch. It's summer. You're in the desert. You die a slow and painful death.

I wish to call the Summer Palace (Beijing, China) my home in a very real and legally-binding sense.
_________________
follow me on the bandcamp.

undefined

nicklas wrote:

I wish to call the Summer Palace (Beijing, China) my home in a very real and legally-binding sense.

A political upheaval erupts in Japan, restoring it to an empire. Taiwan allies with imperial Japan, war breaks out against China. China loses. The Summer Palace becomes the residence of the new Japanese emperor. You are forced into exile, penniless and homeless.

I wish for an inexhaustible supply of fig newtons

SquishypuffDave

Gender: Male

Age: 34

dividesbyzero wrote:

I wish for an inexhaustible supply of fig newtons

This inexhaustible supply of fig newtons fills the room you're standing in and crushes you to death. Because this is an infinite supply, the fig newtons burst through the doors and windows, covering the entire earth and suffocating everyone you've ever loved. After twelve thousand years have passed, this mass of fig newtons begins to reverse the expansion of the universe and matter collapses in on itself.

I wish for a delicious non-toxic chicken sandwich on a regular dinner plate.

sp4cetiger

SquishypuffDave wrote:

I wish for a delicious non-toxic chicken sandwich on a regular dinner plate.

Upon receipt of the sandwich, you are so happy with your quaint little meal that you post a picture of it on an online music forum. A resident Pee Wee Herman enthusiast comments on how "regular" the plate looks, inciting an argument over the internet's role in the cultural homogenization of the English-speaking world. During the argument, several forum members express pride in their white heritage, causing the forum to become a first-page result in a Google search on "white pride". Over the next several months, the sandwich+dinner plate is gradually adopted as a symbol by several white supremacist groups throughout the continental United States and it becomes a fixture on banners and signs during "white power" demonstrations. One of these demonstrations gets out of hand when a noob klansman trips on his robes and accidentally skewers an African American with the back end of his sign. By the end of the day, the image of a dead black man impaled with a picture of a chicken sandwich on a dinner plate appears on every major news network. This incites a decade-long race war that kills millions but also inspires a new wave of African American music, once again making the USA the undisputed powerhouse in popular music worldwide. An angry scotsman, who believed that Chvrches were destined to be the beginning of a world Scottish music craze, invents a time machine and returns to the moment when you first received the sandwich. He shoots you in the head, just to be on the safe side.

I wish for a good laugh over the concept of peace, love, and understanding.

RepoMan

sp4cetiger wrote:

I wish for a good laugh over the concept of peace, love, and understanding.

In a thread that's all about death and the apocalypse, this is ultimately the darkest line in the entire thread.

karbutt

Age: 28

Location: nothing great, georgia

sp4cetiger wrote:

I wish for a good laugh over the concept of peace, love, and understanding.

Your good laugh was far too good. You keep laughing and laughing and laughing. You can't fucking stop, why can't you fucking stop? Your chest constricts and your laughter now sickly mixes with the futile gags and gasps for air. You clench your chest tightly and collapse to the floor, saliva foaming from your mouth. Even though it's only been a few minutes, it feels like far longer. Your vision is blurred from tears. The panic starts to subside as you begin to pass out. Saliva pools in your windpipe. There is no hope of revival.

I wish for MCR to tour again.
_________________
Pipe Dreams is a virus...

HazeyTwilight

boyfriend in your wet dreams

Gender: Male

Age: 27

Location: Elmo Knows Where You Live

karbutt wrote:

I wish for MCR to tour again.

The first set they would play would be in nothing great, georgia. You are there. Many diehard fans would travel across miles, roads, skies and even oceans to see them play again. But the place is packed with over 1,000,000 teenagers singing the words to their songs before the band even starts. The sound is too loud for your ears and you get tinnitus. Even when MCR finally appear on stage, they feel the need to rampage to get a touch of Gerard's new hair dye or Mikey's new sneakers or to get a hold on Frank. All the while you get trampled in the process along with many casual concert goers.

I wish I was more productive.
_________________

Defago

Your Most Favorite User

Gender: Male

Age: 32

Location: Lima

karbutt wrote:

I wish for MCR to tour again.

BEA starts talking about MCR's tour and everyone thinks they're emo. Gowie goes rabid, into a BEA members murdering spree. He slits people's throats and writes "It's Not Emo" with their blood. It takes him some time, but in the end he gets everyone who's ever posted anything on the site, except you. One night, you hear a door creak open downstairs.

I wish I had a clone.

nutso42

Defago wrote:

I wish I had a clone.

The clone turns out to be exactly like you.

I wish I could always be amused.