Radio Tan Mix ~ progressive pop music featuring the cast of jersey shore
Music From Bi Pink ~ The Band craft their LGBTQ/feminist support album
In The Attic O The Universe ~ The Antlers re-recording their sophomore album in Cork
Po Po ~ Ariel Pink crafts indie pop's very own Straight Outta Compton
ET Sounds ~ Mike Love, continuing his string of brilliant ideas, decides to remake The Beach Boys' classic album entirely from Spielberg film soundboards
Homogeni ~ Bjork's acclaimed concept album about a gay wish-granting being living in a magic lamp
For Emma, Forever Argo ~ Ben Affleck makes a decidedly American Bon Iver tribute album
Combat Roc ~ The Clash's concept album about a mythical eagle
I Don't Like Shirt, I Don't Go Outside ~ Earl Sweatshirt raps about his antipathies towards leaving his house fully clothed
Heat of the Congos ~ The air-conditioning breaks in Lee Scratch Perry's recording studio
Girls - A Bum - Christopher Owens foresees on his debut how he will be perceived after a string of albums that gradually and not-so-gradually decrease in quality from then on
Blasphemy - Fallen, a Gel of Doom - the war metal pioneers release the full force of their Satanic rage at the everyday mishap of dropping their shampoo during their once monthly showers
FKA twigs - M3LL155A - nothing changes, but the pronunciation of FKA twigs's newest effort is a little less obscure ๐
Lotic - Damsel in Dis Dress - Lotic queers Kanye West's "Devil in a Red Dress" as the centerpiece of his landmark mix instead of Queen Bey
Panda Bear - Young Player - Panda Bear reassures his dying father that despite his naive public persona, he in fact pulls like a madman
Please Prease Me: John inexplicably shifts into a racist chinese impression halfway through each chorus.
Sith The Beatles: They're all Darth Maul
A Lard Day's Night: All percussion is replaced with the rhythmic, utterly vile noise of the lads eating pure lard.
Beatles Tor Sale: In which the lads discover the deep net and the silk road.
Rubber Sour: No vocals cos John and Paul ate a really sour sweet before recording and did that thing where you suck your lips in.
Yelp: John and Paul yelp and scream inexplicably instead of saying any words.
Revolved: The record only revolves once and then it refuses to play any further.
Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Cand: The Ceatles, as they are now known, join the crips.
Magical Mystery Hour: The lads start up a kids show. It is unsuccessful.
The Beatles: The Beatles switch allegiances to the Bloods.
Babbey Road: The lads turn into babies again through some weird Benjamin Button shit. They adorably but futilely try to play their instruments with their tiny hands.
Pet It Be: Resigned to their fates, they got to a petting zoo and are tragically eaten by a bunch of goats. Probably the same goats from the Pet Sounds cover, trained by Brian Wilson for that exact purpose. Try and top Pet Sounds with that vaudeville shit will ya... _________________
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We're all fucked, lads.
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Noggystyle: Snoop Dog's long anticipated Xmas album
Thank You For Giving Me Your Valuable Lime: Kaada's ode to an antique lime heirloom
Gentle Ben: Following years of singing about sexual tension, Afghan Whigs switch gears to record the soundtrack for a remake of the classic Disney film about a boy and his bear
Songs Of Palin: Daniel Johnston discovers a new muse _________________ http://jonnyleather.com
Pablo Money: Radiohead's theatrical Wall inspired bildungsroman of Pablo Money: an eager neophyte working his way up the ladder of the BMV Mexican Stock Exchange.
He Bends: A dark and twisted musical expose into the world of contortionists.
A-Ok Computer: The phrase "Everything is A-Ok!" is repeated to the track of fitter happier for 45 minutes and we're left ambiguously wondering if the orator is man or machine.
Kid A+ The story of an Asian overachiever in the throws of a gritty smack battle.
Amnesia Field recordings of the band playing the video game and providing commentary.
Hail To The Chief The lad's patriotic salute to and celebration of the Iraq war!
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