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cestuneblague
Eyebrow of the Hurricane
Location: Chi-Town
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- Posted: 04/27/2016 05:24
- Post subject: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel
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What y'all want advice on (nothing toooooo personal cuz you know why), this is the thread for it I guess. Alel snookums how about you start us off
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
- #2
- Posted: 04/27/2016 05:26
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ALL WELCOME NO FEE FOR ADVICE.
ASURSHSUPREME INC. TAKE NO LEGAL OR MORAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES THAT YOU MAY FACE AFTER FOLLOWING OUR ADVICE
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cestuneblague
Eyebrow of the Hurricane
Location: Chi-Town
- #3
- Posted: 04/27/2016 05:52
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Yeah I think I already regret making this thread, but oh LEL.
So, Alelsupreme, what do you do when your new apartment stinks worse than the South Cumbrian slaughterhouse?
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- #4
- Posted: 04/27/2016 06:07
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Dear Sursh and Lel,
what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton?
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
- #5
- Posted: 04/27/2016 06:10
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| CryingGameDahlin wrote: | Yeah I think I already regret making this thread, but oh LEL.
So, Alelsupreme, what do you do when your new apartment stinks worse than the South Cumbrian slaughterhouse? |
Fester.
| dividesbyzero wrote: | Dear Sursh and Lel,
what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton? |
I have plenty of experience with duck blood but goose blood is a whole nother deal, gonna have to pass this one onto Sursh sorry.
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cestuneblague
Eyebrow of the Hurricane
Location: Chi-Town
- #6
- Posted: 04/27/2016 06:29
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| dividesbyzero wrote: | Dear Sursh and Lel,
what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton? |
Make sure the detergent is at an appropiate PH-level, get a very cold vat of water, add in some of the saliva of Khal Drogo and then sacrifice a lamb, and voila clean egyptian cotton!
Also I know those geese are all "loosy-goosey" but still control yourself son
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- #7
- Posted: 04/27/2016 13:03
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Dear Sursh and Supreme,
So a while ago I joined a website that was all about music and discovering new albums and all sorts of cool stuff, and it was great. But lately all I can think about is movies and reading the uninformed opinion of drunk people. What should I do?
- Love, Nutso
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
- #8
- Posted: 04/27/2016 14:23
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| nutso42 wrote: | Dear Sursh and Supreme,
So a while ago I joined a website that was all about music and discovering new albums and all sorts of cool stuff, and it was great. But lately all I can think about is movies and reading the uninformed opinion of drunk people. What should I do?
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This is known as level 3 BEAism. This is dangerous but treatable. I would recommend an immediate cessation of all activity on BEA, and a strict musical diet of merely singles - to deter you from hearing something new and going to add it on a chart. Failure to do so will see your BEAism become more serious until you find yourself online at 5am looking at old threads about Miley Cyrus and making support threads.
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meccalecca
Voice of Reason
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Enchantment 
- #9
- Posted: 04/27/2016 14:57
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Dear Sursh and Lel,
I have a difficulty accepting and following others' advice. I often lash out violently against anyone that attempts to do so. Please help!
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http://jonnyleather.com
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
- #10
- Posted: 04/27/2016 18:37
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| meccalecca wrote: | Dear Sursh and Lel,
I have a difficulty accepting and following others' advice. I often lash out violently against anyone that attempts to do so. Please help! |
Keep the hell away from us you dangerous lunatic.
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