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| Poll: Magic number |
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| 5 (cripple level) |
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10% |
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| 10 (not as severely crippled) |
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21% |
[6] |
| 20 (Average) |
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10% |
[3] |
| 30 (Respectable, you probably bullied your siblings) |
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14% |
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| 40 (o'rly) |
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3% |
[1] |
| 50 (Necharsian level disillusion) |
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14% |
[4] |
| 100 (Purple) |
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25% |
[7] |
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| Total Votes : 28 |
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- #1
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:21
- Post subject: How many five year olds can you take down?
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How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
I set my magic number at 30, upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?
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- #2
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:26
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*Necharsian level delusion 🧱 🧱 🧱
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mooseboy101
Gender: Male
Location: Geneva 
- #3
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:28
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what
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sig
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- #4
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:29
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😲
🤔
Interested to find out what inspired this post. I was honest and went with 10
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- #5
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:45
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One, maybe two
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- #6
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:54
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😲
Average, but you really overestimate people. 100?
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- #7
- Posted: 08/20/2012 16:56
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Depends on the kinds of kids I'm dealing with. Any abnormally large man-childs? Any chinese kids with both parents that are top level martial artists? Maybe I could beat up a quarter-hundred scrawny 3-feet-tall white kids that still need training wheels on their bikes, but if I run into child versions of Bruce Li, Muhammed Ali, Shaquille O'Neal, and that Russian dude from Rocky IV... I'm in deep shit.
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- #8
- Posted: 08/20/2012 17:08
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| The Poe wrote: | | Depends on the kinds of kids I'm dealing with. Any abnormally large man-childs? Any chinese kids with both parents that are top level martial artists? Maybe I could beat up a quarter-hundred scrawny 3-feet-tall white kids that still need training wheels on their bikes, but if I run into child versions of Bruce Li, Muhammed Ali, Shaquille O'Neal, and that Russian dude from Rocky IV... I'm in deep shit. |
The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
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- #9
- Posted: 08/20/2012 17:11
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24.
If you think the number is oddly specific, don't ask.
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- #10
- Posted: 08/20/2012 17:24
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wtf is this
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