[Happymeal]

I dunno if this fits in games (since it seems to be dominated by music), but I thought a new and possibly unique (to these forums) game might hype things up in the games section. Rules? Meh, i think if you get a riddle right, then you can post a riddle yourself or give up your turn for anyone to post their riddle (of course you can amend the rules if a lot of people want to). Let's start with a pretty medium riddle:

Last week, the local Primary school was visited by the Government School Inspector who was there to check that teachers were performing well in their respective classes.

He was very impressed with one particular teacher. The Inspector noticed that each time the class teacher asked a question, every child in the class put up their hands enthusiastically to answer it.

More surprisingly, whilst the teacher chose a different child to answer the questions each time, the answers were always correct.

Why would this be?

[alelsupreme]

cos he's a mad cunt
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[thejoj96]

cos he's the teacher

[Happymeal]

[nutso42]

The teacher told them all ahead of time they all had to raise their hands in each question.

However, the teacher told them that if they actually knew the answer, to raise their right hands. If they didn't know the answer, raise their left hands.
Thus, the teacher only calls on the kids with their right hand up.

[Happymeal]

[thejoj96]

Is anyone here?

[Happymeal]

Here's one of my favorite riddles:

The beginning of a well known book has been encrypted below. Each letter of the alphabet has been replaced by another using a simple substitution technique. For example, A may always be represented by G, etc. Can you name the book?

Mhk pyodm gzbak mhbm Y abr jkzz okqkqlko jbd b zbowk gzkbdbrm qkbcej jymh b gerc ep azkbo jbmko yr ym. Deqk dhbcx mokkd zkbrkc eiko ym, brc otdhkd brc jbmko-zyzykd wokj bm mhk ckkg krc. Eiko mhk hkcwk er erk dyck jk zeenkc yrme b gzetwhkc pykzc, brc er mhk emhko jk zeenkc eiko b wbmk bm eto qbdmko'd hetdk, jhyah dmeec lx mhk oebcdyck; bm mhk meg ep mhk qkbcej jbd b woeik ep pyo mokkd, brc bm mhk lemmeq b otrryrw loeen eikohtrw lx b dmkkg lbrn.

Jhyzk Y jbd xetrw Y zyikc tger qx qemhko'd qyzn, bd Y aetzc rem kbm wobdd. Yr mhk cbxmyqk Y obr lx hko dyck, brc bm rywhm Y zbx cejr azedk lx hko. Jhkr ym jbd hem jk tdkc me dmbrc lx mhk gerc yr mhk dhbck ep mhk mokkd, brc jhkr ym jbd aezc jk hbc b ryak jboq dhkc rkbo mhk woeik.


As a side note, if by popular demand, if you want me just to post riddles everytime someone gets it right and doesn't post, let's say, for a day, then I will.

[Puncture Repair]

Problem with riddles online is that most can be solved with a quick google.

[thejoj96]

Black Beauty, by Anna Sewell.