I've recently found out something which may affect my standing on here. I won't say how I found it out although I do believe my methods were reliable. I have reason to believe it could be true but I can't be 100% sure.
You see, something which is highly valued within the more openminded elements of society is honesty. Honesty, transparence and openness. You want to believe people are who they say they are. You want people who are not pretending to be someone they're not. Like on this website, we would much rather talk to people who are telling the truth rather than acting. People who are all they say they are. People who have nothing to hide.
Well... what I have found could affect how others see me around here. It's a bit... ghoulish and people might be offput or upset by it. Also I must say it is quite outlandish but no more beating around the bush, I'll come right out with it. Basically, I have reason to believe there might be a skeleton inside me.
Do you think this is at all possible? I know it seems crazy but I think I may have evidence. If such things can be proven, no matter what I am listening to or posting, the fact will be I am harboring a skeleton. I'm sure none of you would appreciate such spooky nonsense around these parts. I just thought I'd be upfront with you about it. You know... be honest about it. I know I'd feel uncomfortable if I discovered a user on here had a skeleton inside them. 😕
Don't panic, there is a solution for this. Skeletons rely on calcium, magnesium and vitamin D for their strength. Cut these things from your diet, and the skeleton will soon become weak and malnourished. Then it can be easily destroyed.
Whoa, that's scary. One minute you're just a normal human being, the next you have a skeleton inside you. How do I go about testing to see if there is a skeleton inside me? _________________ 51 Washington, D.C. albums!
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