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Kiki
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I've noticed something which is quite wrong. I don't know how long it has been this way (I mean it could have been going on for a lot longer than I've known it, I'm not sure) and I'm not entirely sure on the implications as of yet. What I am sure about though is that it is a bad thing which should be dealt with immediately. As this is an open forum (with open people talking about open things) I believe it is best shared with everyone here.

Onto the... thing. I'll just cut straight into it. While admiring my wonderfully radiant, luscious, totally dark brown and not black hairdo in my bedroom mirror, I noticed a hole in my head. It's only a tiny gap and I mustn't have noticed until now because of it's size. You couldn't fit anything worthwhile through it. Just very small.

Regardless I was in panic. Noticing something so strange would get this reaction from most and I immediately had my bedside lamp up close to the mirror to study it. It was at this moment when the full horror of the situation fell on me.

How can I say this? Simply the truth is... it wasn't just the one hole. There were several holes. All over my head.

I don't know how to deal with this. I'm going to get a doctor to take a look as soon as possible. In the meantime, may I ask for the advice of my fellow BEA users about this most terrible event?
GeevyDallas
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covering your head in polyfila is the only option
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Don't be worried. Just keep your cool.
sp4cetiger
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I don't want to worry you more, but I noticed those a long time ago.
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I too have discovered this. The only way of solving it is complete removal of the top of your head, I'm afraid.
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Just go see a fucking shrink already
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Go see a fucking therapist

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Usually I'm down with your whimsical bullshit but seriously, your getting worrying now, man Confused
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