Okay so I said I wouldn't do the "Hall Of Fame" thing, so instead I'll compare everyone to characters from Star Wars😁 everyone wins. And please don't be offended anyone; this is just for funsos. and if you don't know who these characters are 🙁 I feel bad for you.
let's get started (in no particular order):
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Darth Vader = purple
Pure evil! with a massive black dick...plus he's the most popular character 😉
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Qui Gon Jinn = Mr. Shankly
One of the mentors. Endlessly reliable. See that under his arm? yeah? that's his wing - he'll take you the fuck under it.
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R2-D2 = Jackcw
"Beep boop boop beep. WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOO!" Awwwww who doesn't love this little energetic guy!
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General Grievious = 40footwolf
I wanted someone badass to represent wolf. And the 4 different lightsabres represent his eclecticism (Prog, Funk, Metal & Hip-Hop)
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Jabba The Hutt = an_outlaw
I don't know what the fuck he's saying a lot of the time but I know I don't want to fuck with him - he'll mess you up. Definitely one of the most distinct and memorable characters.
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Luke Skywalker = Squishypuff Dave
there were a few candidates for the part of Luke but Squishy won out. A fresh faced young man ready for anything, who is mostly optimistic. The hero of BEA! Plus Luke would totally be into Dissonant, nightmarish, atmospheric tunes.
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Padme Amidala = Mancsoulsister
I had to cast the 2 girls as the...2 girls right 🤣 Originally had Mancsoulsister as Leia and then I realised (SPOILERS!!!! for the noobs) Queen Amidala is Leia's mother and there is only one way it can be. The queen ( 😉 ) stands by her beliefs and she can be wavered by none. Oh baby that midriff (both of you =P~)
Count Dooku = RFNAPLES
You thought I'd cast him as a droid didn't you? well I don't roll that way! never have never will. Anyway, Dooku is old. Oh wait there's more...he seems kind of like a republican (he heads the confederacy of independent systems) and he is angered by the bureaucracy of the galactic senate (Obama!). Plus he only knows one way - the way of pain! (or is that saruman? I always get confused).
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Lando Calrissian = Shanespear
Look at him: so sexy and suave, yet all in that amazing retro way. Also he's hardly in the films, he should be around way more 😄
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Moff Tarkin = Captain Dude
that guy.
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Mace Windu = bork
the level headed master of reason. He will negotiate first if he can but when all else fails he will knock you the fuck out. Total BMF.
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Tuskan Raider = Taric
Quite an enigma. No one really understands what motivates them but they are one of the coolest creations.
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Yoda = JoyofDivision
Another mentor. Yoda comes with the greatest of advice (recommendations 😉 ) and his consistent calm is a lesson for all. Unless he snaps and suddenly gets his lightsabre ready ("Trout Mask Replica is not music!!!!")
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C-3PO = Applerill
There are rumours that he is secretly gay, but most agree that he is asexual. Lots of unintentional laughs and interesting thoughts - and we love him for it. 😁 plus C-3PO is definitely an Alanis fan.
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Han Solo = Necharsian
Probably the part most people would like to be cast in. Witty, action-ready and has his own style. Actually I chose my good friend Necharsian because the person Han loves most...is Han. "I Love You!"..."I Necharsian!"
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Obnoxious Star Wars Nerd = Hairymarx
He knows everything and he knows it better than you. Oh and he'll tell you how and why...on the greatest of battlefields - The Internet!
END OF PART ONE of "Jhereko was kinda bored this morning"
but he will return in PART TWO "Had some lunch and a bit of a nap and now I will finish what I started"
JackwcQueen Of The ForumsProfile Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible
I guess Jhereko would have to be Jar Jar Binks, because of...well...he's like a Kangaroo.
dammit! why is that lameass nickname catching on? There at least 2 other prominent australians on here! *sigh* damn youuuuuuuuu GARYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (if you're around to hear this)
JackwcQueen Of The ForumsProfile Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible
I guess Jhereko would have to be Jar Jar Binks, because of...well...he's like a Kangaroo.
dammit! why is that lameass nickname catching on? There at least 2 other prominent australians on here! *sigh* damn youuuuuuuuu GARYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (if you're around to hear this)
Ahahahahahahahaha, lamest nickname ever.
I wonder if people will start calling me "Jackoff" because of Naples... _________________ A dick that's bigger than the sun.
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