Secret Love
by Dry Cleaning

Secret Love by Dry Cleaning
Year: 2026
Release date: New 2026-01-09 (released 69 days ago)
Overall rank: 19,336th
Average Rating: 
74/100 (from 66 votes)
  Ratings distribution
Accolades:
Award Top 5 albums of 2026 (3rd)
Award Top albums of the 2020s (1,694th)
Award Best albums of all time (19,336th)

Listen on Spotify SPOTIFY
Product Details
Availability

eBay
eBay
Dry Cleaning - Secret Love [New CD]
Condition: Brand New


eBay
eBay
Dry Cleaning - Secret Love Vinyl - White Label - Limited Edition
Condition: New


eBay
eBay
Dry Cleaning - Secret Love [New Vinyl LP]
Condition: New


  My favourite store:  

Dry Cleaning bestography

Secret Love is ranked 3rd best out of 7 albums by Dry Cleaning on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Dry Cleaning is New Long Leg which is ranked number 2216 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 731.

Dry Cleaning album bestography « Higher ranked (4,776th)
Stumpwork
This album (19,336th)
Secret Love
Lower ranked (33,360th) »
Sweet Princess EP

(N.B. Bestographies include all albums by an artist (and their variations), but do not include albums ranked outside the top 100,000).

Upcoming concerts

Apr
30
Thu
*SOLD OUT* Dry Cleaning with YHWH Nailgun
Thalia Hall, Chicago, United States. United States
Tickets from Ticketmaster Get tickets
 
May
05
Tue
Dry Cleaning (18+)
Paradise Rock Club presented by Cit, Boston, United States. United States
Tickets from Ticketmaster Get tickets
 
May
06
Wed
Dry Cleaning w/ YHWH Nailgun
Union Transfer, Philadelphia, United States. United States
Tickets from Ticketmaster Get tickets
 

Listen to Secret Love on YouTube

Loading content from YouTube...

Secret Love rankings

Rankings summary
Overall rank: 19,336th | 2020s rank: 1,694th | 2026 rank: 3rd

Secret Love collection

Secret Love ratings

Average Rating: 
74/100 (from 66 votes)
  Ratings distribution Help Average Rating = (n ÷ (n + m)) × av + (m ÷ (n + m)) × AV
where:
av = trimmed mean average rating an item has currently received.
n = number of ratings an item has currently received.
m = minimum number of ratings required for an item to appear in a 'top-rated' chart (currently 10).
AV = the site mean average rating.

Showing latest 5 ratings for this album. | Show all 66 ratings for this album.

Sort Sort by
RatingDate updatedMemberAlbum ratingsAvg. album rating
 
80/100
 
19 hours ago TheHutts  Ratings distribution  2,03576/100
 
35/100
 
40 hours ago maxacare  Ratings distribution  37768/100
 
65/100
 
3 days ago Davy  Ratings distribution  1,35270/100
 
90/100
 
4 days ago uncaria  Ratings distribution  47383/100
 
100/100
 
5 days ago IanEvadar14  Ratings distribution  3289/100

Rating metrics: Help Outliers can be removed when calculating a mean average to dampen the effects of ratings outside the normal distribution. This figure is provided as the trimmed mean. A high standard deviation can be legitimate, but can sometimes indicate 'gaming' is occurring. Consider a simplified example* of an item receiving ratings of 100, 50, & 0. The mean average rating would be 50. However, ratings of 55, 50 & 45 could also result in the same average. The second average might be more trusted because there is more consensus around a particular rating (a lower deviation).
(*In practice, some albums can have several thousand ratings)

This album is rated in the top 15% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 74.1/100, a mean average of 73.6/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 74.4/100. The standard deviation for this album is 14.7.

Please log in or register if you want to be able to leave a rating

Secret Love favourites

Showing all 7 members who have added this album as a favourite

Secret Love comments

Showing all 4 comments |
Most Helpful First | Newest First | Positive Sentiment First | Longest Comments First
(Only showing comments with -2 votes or higher. You can alter this threshold from your profile page. Manage Profile)

Rating:  
70/100
From 03/02/2026 14:51 | #313409
Each new dry cleaning album is a lottery of surreal images, memories and notes from everyday life that vocalist Florence Shaw generates in her head. hardly any big language model can predict her train of thought throughout "secret love". "When I was a kid, I wanted to be a horse," she says in the opening song of the new release, "Hit My Head All Day." "onions, carrots and celery," Florence adds, explaining about her favorite lunch menu. Her monotonous voice, as always, is accompanied by muffled drums and a pronounced, funky bass in the style of Tina Weymouth from the band talking heads. "Ha ha ha, I'm always banging my head," comes the third minute, when the melody finally seeps into the song, "la la la, blood is flowing from the stone."
For those who are hearing the band for the first time, all these lines seem like the ravings of a madman. For those who have come across the music of dry cleaning before, this idea is also supported by the appearance of Florence shaw. however, lost in time and space, the phlegmatic vocalist, who constantly hides behind her long red hair, worries about this much less than the others. after all, in the bizarre world of the band, its appearance is not at all bizarre — it is a healthy reaction to the current normality.
Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | 0 votes (0 helpful | 0 unhelpful)
Rating:  
70/100
From 01/31/2026 11:10 | #312909
This band has a great rhythm section and I really enjoyed the guitar riffs throughout the album. The question mark is about the singing and lyrics which are a bit of an acquired taste. The album does drag after a while without a conventional song to listen to, but it was interesting and good at times. In fact I loved the weird and wonderful Cruise Ship Designer song.
Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | 0 votes (0 helpful | 0 unhelpful)
Rating:  
80/100
From 01/14/2026 20:29 | #312625
The vocal style is definitely an acquired taste but personally I think it works well here
Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | 0 votes (0 helpful | 0 unhelpful)
Rating:  
70/100
From 01/12/2026 11:26 | #312577
This comment is beneath your viewing threshold.
Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | -3 votes (1 helpful | 4 unhelpful)
Please log in or register if you want to be able to add a comment

Your feedback for Secret Love

Anonymous
Let us know what you think of this album by adding a comment or assigning a rating below!
Log in or register to assign a rating or leave a comment for this album.
Best Albums of 2026
1. The Mountain by Gorillaz
2. My Ghosts Go Ghost by By Storm
3. Secret Love by Dry Cleaning
4. Singin' To An Empty Chair by Ratboys
5. Days Of Ash EP by U2
6. I Used To Go To This Bar by Joyce Manor
7. Nothing’s About To Happen To Me by Mitski
8. Tragic Magic by Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore
9. Prizefighter by Mumford & Sons
10. Wuthering Heights by Charli XCX
11. Can I Get A Pack Of Camel Lights? by Geologist (US)
12. Krushers Of The World by Kreator
13. News From Planet Zombie by The Notwist
14. Don't Be Dumb by A$AP Rocky
15. Mutiny After Midnight by Johnny Blue Skies
16. Hen's Teeth by Iron & Wine
17. World's Gone Wrong by Lucinda Williams
18. If The Sun Dies by Greg Weeks
19. Filin by Melissa Aldana
20. Ezeki @ Terrarium 11.15.2025 by Ezeki
Back to Top