Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message
by Eartheater

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Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message by Eartheater
Year: 2026
Release date: NEW2026-07-14 (released 72 days ago)
Overall rank: 59,631st
Average Rating: 
74/100 (from 10 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 2026 (290th)
Award Top albums of of the 2020s (7,549th)
Award Best albums of all time (59,631st)

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Eartheater bestography

Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message is ranked 6th best out of 7 albums by Eartheater on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Eartheater is Phoenix: Flames Are Dew Upon My Skin which is ranked number 9671 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 126.

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Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message track list

  Track ratings The tracks on this album have an average rating of 76 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).

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Malka Moma
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Paradise Rains
Average Rating: 76 (4 votes)Comments: View 0
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Practical Amnesia
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Crown Jewel
Average Rating: 76 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Wasp In The Fig
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Glowing Guts
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Hers Before Hers
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Don't Look Back
Average Rating: 76 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Favorite
Average Rating: 76 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Fast Asleep (Feat. Oklou)
Average Rating: 75 (3 votes)Comments: View 0
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Nova
Average Rating: 76 (2 votes)Comments: View 0

Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message rankings

Heavenly Body: If I'm The Bottle You're The Message rankings summary
Overall rank: 59,631st | 2020s rank: 7,549th | 2026 rank: 290th  Overall chart history
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74/100 (from 10 votes)
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From BestEverAlbums 07/17/2026 12:00 in Latest Releases (w\c 2026-07-13) (week 29, 2026)
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