U Can't Touch This (track)
by MC Hammer
Year: 1990
From the album Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em (track #2)
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U Can't Touch This appears on the following album(s) by MC Hammer:
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em (track #2) (this album) (1990)
- Greatest Hits (track #1) (compilation) (1996)
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Track ratings | Avg. track rating |
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| ! | 07/02/2026 10:18 | phmusic | 73,572 | 100/100 |
| ! | 11/24/2025 10:06 |  DommeDamian | 78,537 | 51/100 |
| ! | 11/12/2025 02:30 | Exist-en-ciel | 175,904 | 71/100 |
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This track is rated in the top 10% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 78.5/100, a mean average of 76.4/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 79.8/100. The standard deviation for this track is 23.1.
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TheDude85 05/30/2019 15:17 | #236917
I remember this tune as the theme for the Championship Winning Bad Boy Detroit Pistons.
DeusExMackia TOP 100 COMMENTER 12/15/2015 18:45 | #154595
Oh come on, it's not that bad...is it?
