U Can't Touch This (track)
by MC Hammer

Album
U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer
Year: 1990
From the album Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em (track #2)
Average Rating: 
79/100 (from 22 votes)
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Average Rating: 
79/100 (from 22 votes)
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From 05/30/2019 15:17 | #236917
I remember this tune as the theme for the Championship Winning Bad Boy Detroit Pistons.
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From 12/15/2015 18:45 | #154595
Oh come on, it's not that bad...is it?
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