Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
by MC Hammer
Listen & Collect
Complete your collection or upgrade your listening experience.
MC Hammer bestography
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em is ranked as the best album by MC Hammer.
(N.B. Bestographies include all albums by an artist (and their variations), but do not include albums ranked outside the top 100,000).
Listen to Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em on YouTube
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em track list
The tracks on this album have an average rating of 65 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em rankings
(Calculated from aggregate positions across 60,000 charts (2 million album rankings). (Last updated: 4 hours ago).
Liedzeit
Helios
paladisiac
Squonk007Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em collection
Showing all 13 members who have this album in their collection
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em ratings
Average Rating = (n ÷ (n + m)) × av + (m ÷ (n + m)) × AVwhere:
av = trimmed mean average rating an item has currently received.
n = number of ratings an item has currently received.
m = minimum number of ratings required for an item to appear in a 'top-rated' chart (currently 10).
AV = the site mean average rating.
Showing latest 5 ratings for this album. | Show all 30 ratings for this album.
| Rating | Date updated | Member | Album ratings | Avg. album rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ! | 05/16/2026 06:47 | Olli | 7,528 | 62/100 |
| ! | 11/12/2025 02:30 | Exist-en-ciel | 15,113 | 70/100 |
| ! | 10/30/2024 08:03 | TonySayers61 | 25,052 | 64/100 |
| ! | 09/20/2023 20:56 |  EyeKanFly | 8,848 | 65/100 |
| ! | 12/25/2022 17:35 | fabm0 | 7,010 | 58/100 |
Rating metrics:
Outliers can be removed when calculating a mean average to dampen the effects of ratings outside the normal distribution. This figure is provided as the trimmed mean. A high standard deviation can be legitimate, but can sometimes indicate 'gaming' is occurring. Consider a simplified example* of an item receiving ratings of 100, 50, & 0. The mean average rating would be 50. However, ratings of 55, 50 & 45 could also result in the same average. The second average might be more trusted because there is more consensus around a particular rating (a lower deviation).
(*In practice, some albums can have several thousand ratings)
This album has a Bayesian average rating of 56.0/100, a mean average of 50.7/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 50.7/100. The standard deviation for this album is 24.3.
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em favourites
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em comments
Showing all 6 comments |
Most Helpful First | Newest First | Positive Sentiment First |
Longest Comments First
(Only showing comments with -2 votes or higher. You can alter this threshold from your profile page. Manage Profile)
Shortlisted for album of the year at the 1991 Grammys. The winner was Back On The Block by Quincy Jones
TheDude85 05/30/2019 15:15 | #236916
"U Can't Touch This" is an undeniable rap masterpiece - Hammer includes other slices of rap-light here as well. It's sure to be a throwback party pleaser.
U Can't Touch This
junodog4 02/12/2015 04:15 | #134750
C'mon... U Can't Touch This is always a crowd pleaser.
Captain_Dude 07/12/2014 07:00 | #116507
Ummmm...well, you can use the CD for a coaster, I guess.
One of my first cassette tapes !!
Your feedback for Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
The top-voted comments get featured on our charts, Album of the Day, and the site newsletter.
