Mayonaise (track)
by The Smashing Pumpkins
Year: 1993
From the album Siamese Dream (track #9)
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Mayonaise appears on the following album(s) by The Smashing Pumpkins:
- Siamese Dream (track #9) (this album) (1993)
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Track ratings | Avg. track rating |
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| ! | 07/01/2026 08:43 | Siromynian | 17,706 | 71/100 |
| ! | 06/22/2026 21:19 | stareaterogni0n | 5,608 | 70/100 |
| ! | 06/06/2026 19:32 | kinginsomniac12 | 6,007 | 100/100 |
| ! | 05/21/2026 20:25 | brent13 | 11,318 | 85/100 |
| ! | 05/09/2026 21:29 |  flamingyesdept | 16,009 | 84/100 |
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This track is rated in the top 1% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 91.5/100, a mean average of 90.6/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 91.9/100. The standard deviation for this track is 12.4.
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micah88800 10/18/2019 21:00 | #243886
Their best song by a pretty wide margin I would say
Best song on the album, no freaking cap. Phenomenal guitar riffs, and the sickest intro ever. It took me several times to truly get into it, but once you do, it feels like a switch has been flipped on in your head.
One of the best songs i have ever listened... Completely masterpiece.
This is their greatest song. It took a couple listens to click, but it's easy to see why everyone calls this their greatest song.
GandalfORiley345 06/04/2015 02:32 | #142971
Mayonaise is hard-alternative that just mixes up all your thoughts and erase out of your brain´s database
This songs gets me all the time, as many SP songs. Its melancholic, but the beauty in this song makes you feel good and excites you. The guitar work is beautiful!! Its wonderful and magical
sammanning 04/22/2015 17:51 | #140005
Of all the songs on Siamese Dream, this is the best. And that's saying something. One of the best songs of the 90s.
This song is so good
TheHolyKiwi 10/25/2014 00:30 | #125276
Absolutely beautiful, iconic song by Pumpkins and an iconic shoegaze song.
Anti 05/22/2014 23:45 | #112667
Easily one of their best songs!
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