Hooker With A Penis (track)
by Tool

Hooker With A Penis by Tool
Year: 1996
From the album Ænima (track #7)
Average Rating: 
83/100 (from 198 votes)
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Hooker With A Penis
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Average Rating: 
83/100 (from 198 votes)
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01/18/2026 22:02 wizardalien  Ratings distribution  9,06165/100
 
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This track is rated in the top 2% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 83.3/100, a mean average of 82.7/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 83.7/100. The standard deviation for this track is 15.6.

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From 11/09/2020 20:35 | #260467
Yeah, this just isn't for me. Not even saying it's bad, it's just not really my style. It's a bit too aggressive and cacophonous for me.
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From 09/14/2017 17:48 | #197982
Could have been the best song from Undertow.
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From 03/07/2015 08:46 | #136315
Don't get swayed by the title, this is a descent into aggressive brilliance.
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From 11/14/2014 11:47 | #126951
Fuck off Applerill.
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From 08/13/2014 17:44 | #119431
fucking aggressive as hell, freaking love this
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From 07/13/2011 20:09 | #24356
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