Half A Person (track)
by The Smiths

Half A Person by The Smiths
Year: 1987
From the album Louder Than Bombs (track #5)
Average Rating: 
88/100 (from 127 votes)
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Average Rating: 
88/100 (from 127 votes)
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This track is rated in the top 1% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 88.0/100, a mean average of 87.8/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 88.9/100. The standard deviation for this track is 12.6.

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From 07/06/2024 22:18 | #304194
"In the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more"·
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From 01/18/2018 05:11 | #205927
One of the Smiths' dreamiest and most addicting tracks. An alltime favorite.
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From 09/05/2016 04:12 | #174310
Great track as is. Must admit I love the misheard lyric: "Sixteen, clumsy and shy- I went to London and died"
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