Are we allowed to talk about it now? Well I need to get this off my chest:
In 2012, Purple escaped from BEA. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Purple did it in less than twenty. Oh, Purple loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big black cock. Like I said, on BEA a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Purple's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the Lounge, a handful at a time. I guess after GARY was killed, Purple decided he'd been here just about long enough. Purple did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The mods simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Purple crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Purple being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
I can't even begin to know what to make of this But Drew Carey hosts The Price Is Right? damn how the mighty have fallen.
I've never seen Aussie Price is Right, but here in America it's actually a pretty cushy job to land. People were fighting over it because Bob Barker had been hosting for about 40 years before he retired.
Drew Carey's all creepy looking now that he's skinny.
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He's in that Jonah Hill class of looking more normal when overweight.
Also, I don't know if they have Cliffhangers in your Price is Right, but here it's pretty much the #2 game behind Plinko. They even got their own Family Guy gags.
Are we allowed to talk about it now? Well I need to get this off my chest:
In 2012, Purple escaped from BEA. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Purple did it in less than twenty. Oh, Purple loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big black cock. Like I said, on BEA a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Purple's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the Lounge, a handful at a time. I guess after GARY was killed, Purple decided he'd been here just about long enough. Purple did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The mods simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Purple crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Purple being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
That was one of the greatest pieces of writing I ever read on BEA. Really, that was fantastic! You should take that Squishy and make it into a book. Damn, it could even be made into a film!
I've never seen Aussie Price is Right, but here in America it's actually a pretty cushy job to land. People were fighting over it because Bob Barker had been hosting for about 40 years before he retired.
Oh, well here (as far as I know) it's considered a painful cheesefest, mainly cause it's hosted by this guy
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I just had a brainwave whilst I was writing this of what to do next... 
should be good.
You should take that Squishy and make it into a book. Damn, it could even be made into a film!
