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Wombi
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  • Posted: 06/12/2012 15:20
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an_outlaw wrote:
Damn, it could even be made into a film!


Can't tell if sarcasm or not...


But yes Laughing that was just beautiful Squishy Crying or Very sad .
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  • Posted: 06/12/2012 16:11
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Jhereko wrote:
Oh, well here (as far as I know) it's considered a painful cheesefest, mainly cause it's hosted by this guy



I don;t even know if it's on anymore.


Yeah, that guy looks like a clown. Bob Barker was an American institution. He didn't have time for anybody's bullshit. Probably the greatest game show host of all time.


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Wombi
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  • Posted: 06/12/2012 16:26
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Oh, he's the guy from Happy Gilmore right? Yeah he seems(ed?) like a cool guy.
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  • Posted: 06/12/2012 23:35
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SquishypuffDave wrote:
Are we allowed to talk about it now? Well I need to get this off my chest:

In 2012, Purple escaped from BEA. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Purple did it in less than twenty. Oh, Purple loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big black cock. Like I said, on BEA a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Purple's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the Lounge, a handful at a time. I guess after GARY was killed, Purple decided he'd been here just about long enough. Purple did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The mods simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Purple crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Purple being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.


I don't like the like reposts but am going to have to make an exception here.

Where's that thumbs up emoticon now...? Dammit!
Wombi
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  • Posted: 06/13/2012 15:48
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BEA AS THE HUMAN BODY!

So I have my reasons for casting who as what, but you could probably make your own Mr. Green
(also would have liked to have included quite a few more people but...yeah...)

40footwolf as The Hair


Albummaster as The Brain


SquishypuffDave as The Eyes


Norman_Bates as The Nose


CellarDoor as The Ears


Jhereko as The Mouth


Mr. Shankly as The Neck


Shanespear as The Pecs


Polythene Pam as The Breasts I swear Laughing I'll stop gendertyping you by the next time.


19loveless91 as The Lungs


JoyofDivision as The Heart


Higherthanthesun as The Stomach


Jackwc as The Liver


Eggman as The Gallbladder


Hayden as The Belly Button (and the previously attatched umbilical cord)


An_Outlaw as The Spleen


OK Microwave as The Pancreas


Vegtable Man as The Appendix


DLGGLD as The Arms


Harkan as The Hands


Necharsian as The Spine


Cartoken as The Kidneys


Lethalnezzle as The Bladder


RFNAPLES as The Intestines


purple as The Penis


bork as The Testicles


Mancsoulsister as The Vagina


Applerill as The Legs


itsit as The Feet


Hairymarx1 as The Butthole

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  • Posted: 06/13/2012 16:08
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Jhereko wrote:
BEA AS THE HUMAN BODY!

So I have my reasons for casting who as what, but you could probably make your own Mr. Green
(also would have liked to have included quite a few more people but...yeah...)

Eggman as The Gallbladder


I thought I was going to be the mouth Laughing

Instead, I got this Think

"The gallbladder is a small (!!!!) pouch that sits just under the liver. The gallbladder stores bile produced by the liver. After meals, the gallbladder is empty and flat, like a deflated balloon. Before a meal, the gallbladder may be full of bile and about the size of a small pear. In response to signals, the gallbladder squeezes stored bile into the small intestine through a series of tubes called ducts. Bile helps digest fats, but the gallbladder itself is not essential. Removing the gallbladder in an otherwise healthy individual typically causes no observable problems with health or digestion yet there may be a small risk of diarrhea and fat malabsorption."

I could have gotten better, but.....I don't know.
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  • Posted: 06/13/2012 16:20
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The stomach eh?

Because I eat a lot? But how did you know?
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The bladder. Nice. I assume because I talk pish.
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I am the knees.
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  • Posted: 06/13/2012 16:28
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Jhereko wrote:
SquishypuffDave as The Eyes


This seems right in so many ways. I'm pretty proud of this one!
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