With quotes! because they're better than whatever I could have written
Peter Gibbons- Jhereko
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”
Bill Lumbergh- Purple
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“YEAHHHHHHHHH…..”
Michael Bolton- Hayden
"There was nothing wrong with [that name]... until I turned twelve and that no-talent ass clown started winning grammys"
Milton- An_Outlaw
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“umm…. I could set the building on fire”
Tom Smykowski- Mr Shankly
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“I DEAL WITH THE GODDAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON’T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS !!! IM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE!! WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Lawrence- Mooseboy101
“Two chicks, same time, bro”
Joanna- Polythene Pam
Bob and Bob- JoyofDivision and Cellar Door
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"(to michael bolton about michael bolton) what's your favorite song of his?"
Drew- Jackwc
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"things go well I might be showing her my 'o' face... OH OH OH!"
Samir- Cartoken
“Yes, this is horrible, this idea”
Dom Portwood- Romanelli
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“Did u get the memo?”
Anne- Mancsoulsister
Nina- 19loveless91
“… don’t be greedy, now pass it along and make sure everybody gets a piece”
Brian- Eggman/Walrus/Taxman
37 pieces of flair
Steve- Necharsian
“Um, yeah, I lied”
The Judge- Albummaster
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Rob Newhouse, the lawyer- Harkan
Dr. Swanson, hypnotherapist- Squishypuff Dave
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“Wow, that’s messed up”
Stan- Chotchkie’s Manager- Hairymarx 1
“I see you’re only wearing the bare minimum pieces of flair”
The Red Stapler- the 40footwolf
TPS report cover- thejoj96
Temp- Mother Nature’s Son
“Looks like somebody has a case of the mon-days!”
The Copier- RFNaples
Laura Smykowski- Itsit
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta- Lethal Nezzle, DLGGD, HigherthantheSun, Borve Baunhoj, Tekin
BEA members as novelists Part 2 of 3 In Alphabetical Order
Gary=Gunter Grass
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.
Gussteivi=H. G. Wells
Leaders should lead as far as they can and then vanish. Their ashes should not choke the fire they have lit.
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Harkan= John Steinbeck
Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.
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Hayden=F. Scott Fitzgerald
Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.
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HigherThanTheSun= Kurt Vonnegut
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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itsit=John Updike
Yes, there is a ton of information on the web, but much of it is egregiously inaccurate, unedited, unattributed and juvenile.
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Jackwc=Oscar Wilde
I have the kiss of Walt Whitman still on my lips.
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Jhereko=Henry Miller
If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.
Joyofdivision=Jack Kerouac
Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
Junodog4=George Orwell
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
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Kidamnesiac=Emile Zola
If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.
lancashirearab= Vladimir Nabokov
Discussion in class, which means letting twenty young blockheads and two cocky neurotics discuss something that neither their teacher nor they know.
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lethalnezzle=Ralph Ellison
I am an invisible man. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids - and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.
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mancsoulsister=Doris Lessing
Think wrongly, if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.
mooseboy101=Fyodor Dostoevsky
I am a sick man… I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased.
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Mother Nature's Son=Knut Hamsun
There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it.
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Mr. Shankly= Stendhal
I think no woman I have had ever gave me so sweet a moment, or at so light a price, as the moment I owe to a newly heard musical phrase.
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musicmatsu=Joseph Conrad
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
Necharsian=Louis-Ferdinand Céline
I should give all the works of Baudelaire for a female Olympic swimmer.
Norman Bates=André Breton
No rules exist, and examples are simply life-savers answering the appeals of rules making vain attempts to exist.
Mother Nature's Son=Knut Hamsun
There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it.
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Peace. ☮ _________________ "The Beatles, the greatest band known to mankind." - Bismah Mughal
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