[alelsupreme]

[thejoj96]

[gussteivi]

[thejoj96]

[cartoken]

[CellarDoor]

[HigherThanTheSun]

Here it is, my first attempt. If you're not included it's not because I don't like you it's because you didn't fit any character well enough. Some quotes where suitable.

Necharsian as David Brent

"Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me."

Polythene Pam as Tim

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RFNaples as Gareth

"That's one reason why gays shouldn't be allowed into the army. Because if we're in battle, is he going to be looking at the enemy, or is he going to be looking at me and going "Ooh. He looks tasty in his uniform". And I'm not homophobic, all right? Come round, look at my CDs. You'll see Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys. They're all bummers."

Applerill as Dawn

Jhereko as Neil

"No. Let's agree that you agree with me."

Kidamnesiac as Keith

Purple as Finchy

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"No it's not banter David."

Bork as Jennifer


Lethalnezzle as Ricky


Romanelli as Malcolm


Hairymarx as Simon


Jackwc as Trudy

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Shut up mate you're boring!

[videoheadcleaner]

[SquishypuffDave]

Characters are overrated. How about the people that play them?

BEA (male) Actors, Part 1

An_Outlaw – Nicolas Cage

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“I wanted to make an image for myself as an outlaw type. A kind of rock 'n' roll sensibility.”

“I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”

SquishypuffDave – Crispin Glover

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“I'm not somebody who believes that darkness is something that should necessarily be hidden from children or anything like that.”

“Most of the actors in the film have Down syndrome... Originally this was going to be a short film to promote to corporate entities that it's a viable idea to work with a cast with Down syndrome.”

Jhereko – Robin Williams

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“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”

“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”

Polythene Pam – James Dean

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“Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.”

“There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.”

Bork – Clint Eastwood

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Purple – Jack Nicholson

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“I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.”

“Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.”

Norman Bates – Ralph Fiennes

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“Going to the movies was a big event in my youth. My father would be the initiator - he'd have me put on a jacket to see a film.”

“I got to read some writings by serial killers, and they got inside my head. They were quite disturbing. I read disturbing stuff about that very detached way of manipulating people to do things.”

Cartoken – Liam Neeson

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“Why would anyone ever tell anything personal to a journalist?”

Necharsian – Brad Pitt

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“I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It is the truth.”

Jackwc – Tim Curry

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"It's comforting to know that there are so many people out there sicker than I am."

Mancsoulsister – Jeff Bridges

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“Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear part in them that's still alive.”

CellarDoor – Johnny Depp

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“Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.”

“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

“My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behaviour, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

Itsit – Richard E. Grant

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"Always have an answer, even if you change your mind five minutes later."

Loveless – Edward Norton

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“I almost forgot what it's like to be proud of my government.”

Mr Shankly – Morgan Freeman

“But I can say that life is good to me. Has been and is good. So I think my task is to be good to it. So how do you be good to life? You live it.”

“I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.”

Harkan – Brendan Gleeson

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“I don't want people poking around in my private stuff. They've no business in it. My work is what I give to people, that's my job, and that's where it stops.”

Higherthanthesun – Matt Damon

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"I guess some of these people must be such rampant pricks that people are amazed when you say hello."

Mooseboy – Tim Robbins

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“It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.”

“American people are not evil. Given information, they will do the right thing. But they're not given the information.”

“I've used drugs that I do consider to be dangerous, drugs that are potentially detrimental to kids and society at large.”

RFNaples – Arnold Schwartzenegger

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“I have inhaled, exhaled everything.”

Eggman – Macaulay Culkin

“I went to high school, which was a good thing because I hadn't interacted with many people my age, and I didn't really have friends. I had a million acquaintances and no friends.”

“I write a good amount. I've been gathering up a backlog of stuff and maybe I'll do something with it someday, but I don't want to talk about it just yet because that would jinx it.”

“Michael Jackson and I talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us.”

GARY – Dennis Hopper

“You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mexico City airport, I decided I was in the middle of a movie and walked out on the wing on takeoff. My body... my liver... okay, my brain... went.”

“My whole written history is one big lie! I mean, I can't even believe my history.”

Hairymarx – Orson Welles

“A good artist should be isolated. If he isn't isolated, something is wrong.”

Lethalnezzle – Kevin Spacey

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“Am I now supposed to go on Oprah and cry and tell you my deepest, darkest secrets because you want to know?”

“I find it sad that by not talking about who I sleep with, that makes me mysterious. There was a time when I would have been called a gentleman.”

40footwolf – Christian Bale

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“But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there's not much else that can really get to ya.”

Hayden – Jeff Goldblum

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“How can you say when you're attracted to something? It's not easy to articulate my tastes.”

Revolver94 – Tom Hanks

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“Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour.”

[Facetious]