[Saoirse]

Yes there's a part II coming, just wait till I get off my lazy deriere and finish the thing (and typo fixed ). And Jhereko helped make the list so he got somebody cool, otherwise it would've been Marky Mark.






(and joj, I'll give you somebody better next time. Just couldn't resist this one though, sorry)

[Saoirse]

(lyrical quoting didn't really work, so you all will have to use your imagination)


I LOVE THE 90S, BEA EDITION, part II


Juan Schwartz- Snoop Dogg

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Lanchashirearab- PJ Harvey

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Mancsoulsister- Keith Flint



Mooseboy101- Trent Reznor

Mother Nature’s Son- Hope Sandoval

Mr. Shankly- Dave Grohl

Musicmantsu- Fred Durst

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Necharsian- Tricky

19loveless91- Bilinda Butcher & Kevin Shields



Norman Bates- Cat Power

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Ok_Microwave- Billy Corgan

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The Poe- Stuart Murdoch

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Polythene Pam- Beck

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Paladisiac- Moby

Patman360- Richard Ashcroft

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Purple- Notorious BIG

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Pearljammer13- Eddie Vedder

RFNaples- Hootie and the Blowfish

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Revolver94- Rivers Cuomo

Romanelli- Lucinda Williams

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Saoirse- Stephen Merritt

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Sean- Scott Weiland

Shanespear- The Robinson Brothers (Black Crowes)

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SquishypuffDave- Aphex Twin

Swedenman- Scott Stapp

Taric- Bjork

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Tekin- Fiona Apple

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Telefunker- Bobby Gillespie

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TheycallmeStacey- Liz Phair

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Thomas697- Neil Finn

Tracy Jacks- Damon Albaurn



Weedy Gonzalez- 2pac

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Xavygravy- Vanilla Ice

Yepyepyep- Beth Gibbons



Yourselfisntsteam- Jeff Mangum

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Zoso- Maynerd Keyes

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[Xavygravy]

Delete

[SquishypuffDave]

[mooseboy101]

[Saoirse]

Calvin and Hobbes



Calvin- Polythene Pam & Hobbes- Necharsian

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Calvin’s Dad- Jhereko

Calvin’s Mom- Mancsoulsister

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Suzie Derkins+Mr.bun- Harkan & Itsit



Moe- Kidamnesiac



Rosalyn- 19loveless91



Miss Wormwood- Mr. Shankly



Mr. Spittle- Cartoken



The Doctor- Cellar Door

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Mr. Lockjaw-Gussteivi

Calvinball- An Outlaw

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The Substitute Teacher- Norman Bates

The Snowgoons- Eggman, thejoj96, GARY



Uncle Max- Shanespear



Stupendous Man- HigherthantheSun

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Spaceman Spiff- Squishypuff Dave

Tracer Bullet- Purple



Captain Napalm- Mooseboy101

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Pirate Calvin- Jackcw



Calvin the Pilot- 40footwolf

Safari Al- Borve Baunhoj

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Calvin the Invisible- The Poe

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Galaxoid and Nebular- Lethalnezzle and Applerill

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Maurice and Winslow- Hairymarx1 and RFNaples

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The Martian- Hayden

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Calvin the Giant- JoyofDivision

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The Tobaggan- Mother Nature's Son

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The Wagon- DLGGLD

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[Polythene Pam]

I love it!

[SquishypuffDave]

BEA as Lucasarts video game characters, part 1:
Curse of Monkey Island

Guybrush Threepwood - Necharsian

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Guybrush: It just occurred to me that mixing medicine and alcohol is a really stupid and possibly lethal thing to do. If I were a real person instead of a lovable, inept cartoon character with the potential for a few more sequels... I wouldn't even consider it. Skoal!

Elaine Marley - Polythene Pam

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Elaine Marley: Let’s face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that’s just not what I’m looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

LeChuck - Jhereko


LeChuck: Burn down every island in the Caribbean if you have to, but bring me my bride! ...and more slaw! Curse these villains, they never give you enough slaw with these value meals!

Wally - Applerill


Wally: I'm just not a pirate! I'm not ferocious, or bloodthirsty, or hateful, or anything! I'm not even... I'm not even unpleasant!
[falls on his knees and buries his face in his hands, accidentally stabbing himself with his hook]

Murray - GARY


Murray: I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush Threepwood: 'Stride?'
Murray: All right then, ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?

The Voodoo Lady - MancSoulSister

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Voodoo Lady: I am one gifted with the Second Sight, adept at manipulating the forces of nature for the benefit of all who enter my door.
Guybrush Threepwood: You're a fashion consultant?
Voodoo Lady: Well... yes, but that's not what I was referring to. I am a Voodoo Priestess.
Guybrush Threepwood: Neat.
Voodoo Lady: You're an "autumn," by the way.

Haggis McMutton - Mr Shankly


Haggis McMutton: Me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton.'
Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl, then.
Haggis McMutton: Aye.

Edward Van Helgen - JoyOfDivision

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Van Helgen: Words! I need more words! My grasp of the language is not sufficient to describe the violent wrenching nausea your singing has caused me to experience.

Cutthroat Bill - DLGGLT


Guybrush Threepwood: How'd you break into the hairstyling industry?
Cutthroat Bill: I saw an ad to join a barbershop quartet. Got a problem with that?
Guybrush Threepwood: No! That must be very rewarding work.
Cutthroat Bill: What's that supposed to mean?
Guybrush Threepwood: Mean? Just that... you know, cutting hair, and, err, singing must be just... a lot of fun.
Cutthroat Bill: [sarcastic] It's like a party every day. Some days I just don't know how to contain my joy. I get giddy, and the laughter bubbles out of me like a sparkling fountain of mirth and gaiety.
Guybrush Threepwood: Okay, new topic...

René Rottingham - Hairymarx

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Rottingham: You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
Guybrush: I look that much like your fiancee?

Slappy Cromwell - ThePoe


Guybrush Threepwood: What's your name?
Slappy Cromwell: Cromwell, Slappy Cromwell. It's not my real name actually. My agent told me my given name just didn't have star quality.
Guybrush Threepwood: What was your given name?
Slappy Cromwell: Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker.


Kenny Falmouth - Eggman


Guybrush Threepwood: Is the lemonade good?
Kenny Falmouth: Oh gosh, yes! It's a very healthful drink! Even better for you than placing leeches on your tongue.
Guybrush Threepwood: Wow! What's the lemonade good for?
Kenny Falmouth: It's a dandy tonic for scurvy. It'll cure all your symptoms, including, but not limited to: gradual weakening, aching muscles, sunken eyes, painful gums, ashen skin, loss of teeth, internal bleeding, the reopening of old wounds, diarrhea, kidney failure, fainting, halitosis, and death.
Guybrush Threepwood: Will it cure evil pirate curses?
Kenny Falmouth: No, but it has a refreshing citrus flavor with no unpleasant aftertaste.


Captain Blondebeard - Harkan


Captain Blondebeard: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
Guybrush Threepwood: [as El Pollo Diablo] !Sí He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

Cabana Boy - Cartoken


Cabana Boy: Let me see your membership card and I'll let you through!
Guybrush Threepwood: You don't need to see my identification.
Cabana Boy: I don't need to see your identification.
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm not the pirate you're looking for.
Cabana Boy: You're not the pirate I'm looking for.

Mr Fossey - An_Outlaw


Mr. Fossey: Aye aye, Captain. Fresh bananas for the whole crew!

Palido Domingo - KidAmnesiac


Palido: I am sorry, I must have forgotten to use the magic word. Go get me a drink, NOW!

Griswold Goodsoup - Bork


Griswold: Oh, dear... He’s had a sudden and completely unexpected relapse of death.

Mort - Itsit


Mort: Rest in peace, and all that.

Stan - RFNaples


Stan: Here. Take one of my business cards that I've had made up.
Guybrush Threepwood: If you've been locked in that coffin, how were you able to have business cards made?
Stan: Now's not the time to worry about the technicalities, son. Now's the time to ask yourself: "Are you covered?"

Minnie Goodsoup - Saoirse, Charles DeGoulash - CellarDoor

Minnie: There's no way out of this crypt for either of us. I must haunt this lonely tomb until I've married a man I truly love. And you can't leave because the door's locked.

Madam Xima - Mother Nature’s Son


Guybrush Threepwood: [reading nametag] Madame Eczema.
Madame Xima: Xima! Madame Xima, Madame Xima, Madame Xima!

Lemonhead - Jackwc


Lemonhead: You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!

Cruff - HigherThanTheSun, King Andre - Lethalnezzle

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Guybrush: Aha! Five-of-a-kind. Not even you can beat five-of-a-kind.
King Andre: You are correct, Mister Threepwood. We cannot beat five-of-a-kind. The question remains, however, whether or not you can beat a pair.
Guybrush: A pair?
Cruff: [draws gun] A pair of murderous smugglers.


Dinghy Dog - Hayden

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Dinghy Dog: Well a fearsome little buccanear like yourself must be seven years old.
Guybrush: HA! Wrong! I just so happen to be twenty!
Dinghy Dog: Well do you have any proof for your old pal Dinghy Dog?

Wharf Rat - TheJoj96


Snowcone Guy - Mooseboy

[Wombi]