... because you have been very naughty. Perhaps you robbed a bank or fired the breadwinner of a family who were barely able to make ends meet. Whatever, you have been very bad and ended up in the place called Hell. Whoops....
Rather than throwing you in a big cooking pot the punishment is going to be different. In fact you will be placed in an apartment. Oh that sounds great! Forever. Well... nevermind... you can live there as if you were alive and... wait a second. There are conditions. Certain things will be in place to ensure it will most definitely be Hell for you because... well you're in Hell aren't you?
What would the answers to the following be if it were truly as tortuous as possible?
In your Hell apartment:
1. Who is your roommate?
2. What will dinner be everyday?
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it?
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it?
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it?
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1. Who is your roommate?
2. What will dinner be everyday?
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it?
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it?
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it?
1. Riley McGrath (someone who goes to my school, sorry that it's so uninteresting)
2. bad ratatouille
3. hgtv
4. spoiled milk
5. dark side of the moon, queen of the wave by pepe deluxe, and... lysandre
6. this kid in my tonal theory class that is just annoying as shit _________________ My top songs of the 2010s
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1. Who is your roommate?
An anthropomorphic tea kettle that burns me when it bumps into me and is constantly squealing.
2. What will dinner be everyday?
I'll have to eat people alive.
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it?
A mashup of snuff films and one of those Repo shows
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it?
The contents of a pumped stomach mixed with LSD and the juice of the world's hottest pepper. Vomiting, crying, and tripping.
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
A Foreigner album, some random noise album, and the last is Satan's choice. They're all played at the same time.
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it?
Albert Fish
Bonus one:
7. There is only one book to read. What is it?
The Alchemist by Paulo Coehlo
1. Who is your roommate?
Suedeswede....If I'm going to hell you are coming with me, hunny
2. What will dinner be everyday?
fish
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it?
pokerstars #allnightlong
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it? The Blood of other users Grape juice
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
metal Machine music
Tago Mago
and.....suedeswede picks the last...his albums are shit
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it?
Kevin Goodhazey (a hybrid between goodsir and hazeytwilight, actually with two heads, because we need the both to guarantee entertainment and fun to our weekends...wait this already happens.....THIS IS HELL)))
1. Who is your roommate? Zooey Deschanel.
2. What will dinner be everyday? Mandarin Oranges in Cottage Cheese.
3. There is only one thing to watch on TV. What is it? There's this commonly used french educational video series called C'est a Toi! that I'd have to go with.
4. There is only one thing to drink. What is it? 100% High Fructose Corn Syrup
5. Only 3 albums you can listen to ever again.
6. You have a visitor who visits every weekend. Who is it? A closeted Fred Phelps who comes to me each week to subtly ask for my help in coming out but never works up the courage to just ask for it/admit it so instead he just somewhat guiltily rages about homosexuality for several hours while occasionally breaking to ask if I'd like to cuddle. _________________
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