On the 22nd of April 2013 a wise man known only as 'albummaster' lead his people to a prosperous new land that he called 'BEALand'. From then they shaped it into their own nation.
LATEST NEWS - 17th June 2013
nutso42 continues running his bowling alley.
Happymealville create a fastfood chain called “McBobbles”, members of the Madvillain Party eat free.
BrandonMeow delivers an evil pastry to the Madvillains. It was poisoned. The Leader Jhereko dies. Ptaylor also dies, having committed suicide.
Useless publishes the list of buildings he invisions for T.A.D.
The post can be found here: http://pastebin.com/8eeXce8F
T.A.D. also declares their independence from BEALand.
Lemontown will now be executing security checks on all those entering and leaving.
Church of Floyd advances it's Tarkus. Acid is covered on a wall between Camp Awesome and The Church, anyone caught licking will face the consequences.
Universal rights are being written.
The Pirates remove their ties with the Party of Madvillains. A fully armed ship is left at 5M.
Having cleared three spaces of land, the pirates attempt to occupy the land, but with time constraints only occupy 5K, naming it Shipwreck Cove. They are open to business.
MercuryDylan, in response to the sudden deaths within the Madvillain party, retreats to the mountains. Within him stirs something called “New Millennium Cyanide Christ” and he sets off making some super soldiers.
In response to the loss BEALand has experienced, the Party of the Absurd have set up two stages where free concerts of all music will play, dates currently unknown.
A Rights and Values document is being written.
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1. Every user signifies one great person (that's you) and one hundred followers.
2. Every user gets ONE TURN every three days. This is where you say what you want to do next – anything goes. You must clearly label your post as a turn with 'TURN' written at the top in bold. You may submit your turns secretly through a PM to me, and it may or may not show up in the End Turn Summary.
3. Every three days I will summarize everything that has happened, including new events and will label the map as appropriate.
(note that me being one person I can't guarantee an exact frequency of the End Turn summaries. If this becomes popular it may be limited to a week)
I hereby found the Lemon Party, and call any and all to join the cause for a brighter future for BEA. Any and all are welcome. I move to H-18 and found Lemontown.
The Lemon Party promotes social liberalism, and follows it's maximum "do whatever you fucking want if it doesn't bother me". We also promote secularity, as BEAland has no religion yet.
The party's led by a council of three, which is elected by voting. All members of the Party may vote. All decisions will be made by the council, which will take into account the opinions of the people.
The Lemon Party is still just a party, not a nation nor government. We propose any rival parties which appear a peaceful elections to elect BEAland's glorious leadership.
We are currently looking for and encouraging Great People to join us.
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I hereby found the Lemon Party, and call any and all to join the cause for a brighter future for BEA. Any and all are welcome. I move to H-18 and found Lemontown.
(This is how it works? It wasn't too clear. If it is, then I'll elaborate. If it isn't I'll edit and fix.)
Yeah that's all good. Really I'm just expecting chaos for three days and then sort through it.
I found the Apples and Oranges Party. Our party is ruled by me, and we are crafty buggers who hate lemons. We propose that the Government is ruled by me, and only me, and that I make all decisions and control everything. But I'm nice. You get free fruit. We hope for a BEAland full of educated, lively, and great people who hate each other with a passion and just sit around on the internet all day eating fruit. The opinions of the people matter, but I ultimately make all decisions. Also, free fruit. And no labor. Except for when we steal from the Lemon party.
I found the 'Based World Crew' quasi religious group,we don't engage in political issues,we are just here to improve BEALand and make sure everyone is living a positive lifestyle,we follow the writings of Lil B and abide by everything he says.Everyone is welcome,just as long as you're based.
We set up camp at P10 although would encourage all other inhabitants to visit us as much as they like,we are more than welcome to share all our resources,the only thing we would ask is that you let Lil B fuck your bitch.
We are striving for a perfect world and want BEALand to be a utopia.
Cymro2011The Beatles were objectively averageProfile In a deep, dark bubblegum graveyard
I would like to join the Apples and Oranges party because Lemons are crafty bastard who need to be destroyed and I am confident that our great leader King Brandon will lead our party to greatness.
Yeah, I'm heading to Based Camp at P10 obviously. Might take a trip up to chill with the Lemon Party at some point, but for now I'm remaining apolitical.
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