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Romanelli
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
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  • Posted: 05/12/2012 21:07
  • Post subject: Haiku Saturday!
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I don't know quite why
My glasss is half empty or
Empty half the time.


Post yer haikus!

(edit: I guess that the extra "s" is due to alcohol consumption. My bad.)
purple
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 14:27
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what you want to do,
put that clit up in my mouth?
69 all day

hit it and quit it
I want to know if you can
hit it and quit it

AIDS killed Eazy-E.
prolly cause all those things in
Gimme That Nut yo

THANK YOU BASED GOD [cry]
bitches suck my dick because
I look like Jesus

I pulled out her ass
and she just shitted on 'em,
on my nuts I mean

how now brown cow frown?
prolly cause your tits hang low,
calfs been suckin' hard

I rub coke on clits,
get them girls fuckin' juicy.
thanks mancsoulsister
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 16:21
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purple wrote:
I rub coke on clits,
get them girls fuckin' juicy.
thanks mancsoulsister


Cocaine Clit Club 4 Life.

Thanks Mancy. Happy Mother's Day!
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Jackwc
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 16:36
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Hey look, it's Sunday
Yet I'm writing a haiku.
Fuck da police, yo.

Purple's big black dick
Almost looks as if snow white
With all that cocaine.

The cold, bitter wind,
Murdering that gentle warmth.
Oh, I miss her so...
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Jackwc
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 16:38
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More like fucking BUTT ever-
Wait, fuck, no, too many syl-
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
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Wombi
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 16:50
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I cut off her face
need it to clean up the mess
no tears, selfish bitch
CellarDoor
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 16:52
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Jhereko wrote:
I cut off her face
need it to clean up the mess
no tears, selfish bitch


psyku bitch
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  • Posted: 05/13/2012 17:08
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She is generous.
Such a generous lover.
I deserve the bath.
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