I decided to run a BEA version of the Hunger Games on this. These are the results
First off, the lineup:
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Fine warriors, to a man.
Initial Bloodbath
In the beginning of the games, a lot of people spend their time picking up weapons or running to hide in the cornucopia (whatever that is). There are three deaths;
GARY dies of thirst (at the very beginning :/)
Silver falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Geevy and Sp4cetiger have a knife fight, in which Geevy pushes Sp4ce off of a cliff.
On day one, a major event occurs. A tsunami sweeps through the arena. This tsunami sweeps Goodsir away. Debris left behind by the Tsunami fatally injures CubaZed and HigherThanTheSun. Saoirse beats Squishy in a fight, then kicks them into the water to ensure their death. Bates holds Naples head in the water. Jack throws a moltov at Defago, burning them to death, and then proceeds to fight Jhereko, with the two knocking each other out, leaving them to be swept away.
As night descends, this is the status.
DAY 2
As Norman and NoWax lie and daydream of life before the games, Kiki pricks himself while picking berries. Gowi injures himself, while Bong harasses JMan from afar, leavin him paranoid. SuedeSwede and Skinny come across Keith and 19Loveless91, resulting in a fight from which Keith and Loveless.
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In which a young Iggy Pop and the manifestation of Slovenia beat Tantskii and Shaquille O'Neal to death.
As the curtain of night is brought down upon the second act of the games, JMan falls ill from contaminated water. Gowi sneaks up on Keith and destroys his supplies.
DAY 3
Day 3 is mostly more of the same, exploration of the arena and picking fruit. Oh, and JMan beats Gowi to fucking death.
That night, Keith proceeds to fucking decapitate Kiki.
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Holy shit.
DAY 4
Keith continues his reign of terror, with Jim falling victim this time.
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That perfidious bloody Keith.
DAY 5
Many of the contestants arrive at a truce - but Geevy blows a poisonous dart into JMan's neck. The last hope of Christendom dies a slow, painful death. Later that night, Bongritsu dies from an infection.
Day 6 passes without incident.
DAY 7
The truce breaks down. Alelsupreme attempts to kill Geevy, but is stopped by Loveless. In the ensuing battle, Alel is killed. Saoirse attempts to set up a landmine outside of her territory, but it explodes. Norman shits himself to death.
Day 8 passes without incident.
The games come to an end on day 9. Geevy, now working with Loveless, hunts down Keith, brandishing the wooden spear he spent the last day carving. When they come across him, Loveless rushes forward and starts wrestling with Keith. He is quickly overpowered, and is struck mercilessly and repeatedly. Geevy throws his spear, but misses, striking just a few metres behind him - where a landmine set by Kiki a few days back happens to be lying. The ensuing explosion kills both Loveless and Keith. The Hunger Games are over.
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We're all fucked, lads.
Last edited by alelsupreme on 02/28/2015 23:16; edited 1 time in total
As Norman and NoWax lie and daydream of life before the games, Kiki pricks himself while picking berries.
...where a landmine set by Kiki a few days back happens to be lying.
My favorite bits. Great stuff, alel. Yeah, make sure I'm in a duel with /0 in the next round. I'll beat him to death with nothing but my designer glasses and a cold star.e
My favorite bits. Great stuff, alel. Yeah, make sure I'm in a duel with /0 in the next round. I'll beat him to death with nothing but my designer glasses and a cold star.e
I'd probably just be hiding behind nachosbob the whole time
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