Chinese Satellite (track)
by Phoebe Bridgers
Chinese Satellite appears on the following album(s) by Phoebe Bridgers:
- Punisher (track #6) (this album) (2020)
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Track ratings | Avg. track rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 04/25/2026 14:56 | alexandermause | 17,814 | 85/100 | |
| 03/05/2026 16:18 | Exist-en-ciel | 102,626 | 71/100 | |
| 10/15/2025 18:25 | Johnnyo | 43,720 | 80/100 | |
| 09/02/2025 09:03 | platus | 32,671 | 76/100 | |
| 04/06/2025 11:31 | Siromynian | 16,961 | 70/100 |
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This track is rated in the top 3% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 82.1/100, a mean average of 81.8/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 82.5/100. The standard deviation for this track is 11.2.
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Phoebe is ripping my spirit apart with these lyrics:
You were screaming at the Evangelicals
They were screaming right back from what I remember
When you said I will never be your vegetable
Because I think when you're gone it's forever
But you know I'd stand on the corner
Embarrassed with a picket sign
If it meant I would see you
When I die
This is a really good song. I wish it was a little more dynamic though

