Fake Plastic Trees (track)
by Radiohead

Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead
Year: 1995
From the album The Bends (track #4)
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93/100 (from 1,481 votes)
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Average Rating: 
93/100 (from 1,481 votes)
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From 10/03/2024 17:05 | #305520
Not just one of Radioheads bests tunes, but one of the best of all time....
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From 02/15/2022 22:32 | #281366
Beautiful song. The "If I could be who you wanted. All the time" ending is maybe my favourite 20-odd seconds of music ever
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From 12/13/2020 18:46 | #262648
This might be their greatest song. This is beautiful
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From 09/28/2019 23:14 | #243159
One of my favourite Radiohead songs. I fell in love with this song the first time I heard it. Heck, I even wrote a one page essay on this for guitar class. "She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love" has resonated with me for years.
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From 03/18/2019 08:26 | #233709
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From 11/27/2018 23:56 | #225764
What a genuine beautiful, yet crushing song. I mean, it's Radiohead, what do I even say, it's well layered, well produced and played, it makes my eyes leak with water, it's gud. The way it starts is just so simple but powerful with Thom York's vocals alone, and then the drums come in, and then finally, the heavy climax of the song. It's well worth every second of build up, and then it just, goes back to being calm. Even at the time of Radiohead's career, other than "Creep", they weren't really making songs this heavy on emotion. While I really like "Creep", this song, and this album in general, feels like the step in the right direction. And then they changed sounds often, but hey, most bands do that, and Radiohead nailed most of their material, so good job, this comment's long enough, I'm done
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From 03/13/2017 14:54 | #187354
Awesome track!
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From 08/04/2016 00:05 | #172257
Such a pretty song by a band that hadn't really been making "pretty" tracks at this time. Their experimental stuff is all over the place but this highlights an early masterpiece
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From 01/31/2016 21:15 | #158346
One of their best. Definitely one of their more accessible songs, but that's not at all a bad thing.
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From 09/22/2015 20:14 | #150275
Hits you like a bowling ball and has the power to tear atoms apart.
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