Die Eier Von Satan (track)
by Tool
Die Eier Von Satan appears on the following album(s) by Tool:
- Ænima (track #10) (this album) (1996)
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Okay, to be fair that is hilarious that it's a cookie recipe. But still, it's pointless filler. Kind of hurts my ears listening to it too.
Yeah it's pretty funny that the words being said are actually a recipe for cookies, but the track still hurts my ears.
AAL2014 09/14/2017 17:51 | #197985
In a way, an embodiment of what Tool's collective personality is. Dark, foreboding, and meticulous but funny and carefree all at once.
Onater 09/18/2016 06:54 | #175264
"Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs!
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS!
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs! "
TheHolyKiwi 11/21/2014 07:40 | #127591
The reason I'm giving this filler track such a high rating is because it is fucking HILIARIOUS. It sounds like a Nazi death speech song about Satan, but actually it's a song about baking cookies! xD
this isnt too bad
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