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| Poll: Which Poem Is Worst? |
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| Massif |
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6% |
[2] |
| The Inhumanity of Man |
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13% |
[4] |
| Fresh is the Art |
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0% |
[0] |
| Why 99% of Pet Store Owners Give Me Funny Looks |
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24% |
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| Desire |
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10% |
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| The World's a Gummy Bear |
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3% |
[1] |
| Cherry Street |
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0% |
[0] |
| The Hair of My Shoes |
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6% |
[2] |
| Yuck |
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31% |
[9] |
| Wreckless Abandon |
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3% |
[1] |
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| Total Votes : 29 |
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- #21
- Posted: 12/30/2014 15:40
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| noWaxJim wrote: | | A great pity that this contest got lost in the ether somehow. Have a post-Xmas bump, if only so we can all find out when the men in white coats are coming for the author of 'Yuck' (and I'm not talking about the Polyphonic Spree). |
I'll admit I was slightly worried as to whether I could get away with actually allowing that one to get through, but all seems well so far (not to mention it's now tied with our former reigning champion, the Pet Store Owners one....)
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- #22
- Posted: 01/01/2015 14:34
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After a considerable time open, it seems our winner is "Yuck" with "Why 99% of Pet Store Owners Give Me Funny Looks" coming in second.
Therefore, the authors have now been revealed. Please enjoy the newfound respect or disgust you now have with several of our community members.
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Jimmy Dread
Old skool like Happy Shopper
Location: 555 Dub Street 
Moderator
- #23
- Posted: 01/01/2015 14:43
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Man alive, Craola's like a one-man bad poetry army.
Shame to 'lose' to Mr. Bigfoot, but comforted in the fact that the authorities won't be coming for me any time soon. Unless the RSPCA counts.
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Facetious
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Somewhere you've never been 
- #24
- Posted: 01/02/2015 06:32
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| nutso42 wrote: | The Hair of my Shoes - JMan
I saw a fudge in my old slippers, it wore shiny hair.
It sparkled gay, and his nutcrack was scented with flair.
If I had a penny, I would sell it for the hair and Letterman.
And drink my tea while stroking my sexy pet cutterpin.
And I saw Lewis Carroll. I made out with him good.
But then I realized I was a donkey.
I looked down at my legs, all gangstas in the hood.
And all my hair was really rubber, like a donkey.
Now my tea tastes like cutterpins, and my shoes like cheese.
I could chew on my shoes all day if I please.
And wonder why one shoe is a snail, and one is a flea,
While I watch my fudge's soft and bouncy ha-a-a-a-aiiiiiirrrr....
Flow gently in the breeze.
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JMan?
Why am I not surprised 
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- #25
- Posted: 01/03/2015 16:49
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| Facetious wrote: | JMan?
Why am I not surprised |
"Sexy pet cutterpin" really should have given it away.
I kind of want to turn each of these poems into songs and make it into another BEA album. I've already got music for "If Everyone Was a Gummy Bear".
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- #26
- Posted: 01/03/2015 17:14
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| nutso42 wrote: | | "Sexy pet cutterpin" really should have given it away. |
Hooowww...?
| nutso42 wrote: | | I kind of want to turn each of these poems into songs and make it into another BEA album. I've already got music for "If Everyone Was a Gummy Bear". |
I don't think I want to hear that travesty as a song...
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- #27
- Posted: 01/03/2015 19:01
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| JMan wrote: | | I desperately need to hear that beauty as a song... |
FIFY
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Facetious
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Somewhere you've never been
- #28
- Posted: 01/03/2015 19:09
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| nutso42 wrote: | "Sexy pet cutterpin" really should have given it away.
I kind of want to turn each of these poems into songs and make it into another BEA album. I've already got music for "If Everyone Was a Gummy Bear". |
Every time I read the word "hair" in a JMan post, I am reminded of his ass-wiping post 
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craola
crayon master
Location: pdx 
- #29
- Posted: 01/05/2015 21:41
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| nutso42 wrote: | "Sexy pet cutterpin" really should have given it away.
I kind of want to turn each of these poems into songs and make it into another BEA album. I've already got music for "If Everyone Was a Gummy Bear". |
Should make it sound as much like Arcade Fire as possible
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- #30
- Posted: 01/05/2015 21:44
- Post subject: Re: Bad Poetry Contest - Authors Revealed!
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| Facetious wrote: | | Every time I read the word "hair" in a JMan post, I am reminded of his ass-wiping post |
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