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JMan
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 18:42
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This is a thread were you comment about yourself whether making fun of yourself, being serious, trying to make yourself feel better, anything.


I am your best nightmare... JMan, the Batouta-jรฉl.

Strong points: I'm an OK artist. Not a GREAT one, but I've got skill in the ways of the paper and pencil. I'm OK at drawing people, excellent with logos and graphic design, and good with comics. I'm also really good at racing games, most notably F-Zero. I'm also seen as a funny guy in social groups, and a mild sex symbol who, sadly, does not want a girlfriend. Kidding about that last part. But plenty of girls HAVE had crushes on me.

Weak points: BEA exposes them.


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Jasonconfused
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 18:42
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Pointless thread is pointless.
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useless
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 18:44
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Well, not trying to annoy or something, but this has been done by a lot of users about themselves in the thread about commenting others, so it's kinda unnecessary... Anyway, I'm a BEA user and my chart-in-progress sucks.
Borve Baunehoj
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 18:49
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JMan wrote:
I am your best nightmare... JMan, the Batouta-jรฉl.

Many view me as an over-angered dadrocker with no sense of humor. Well in BEA that may be true. But in reality, it's a whole nother story. I was born in a little cave in Sacramento that no one knows of. At age 4, my mom ordered an apple pie to be delivered, and that pie was dumped into toxic waste, which was immediately soaked in the pie. no one saw it. When the pie got here, I was the only one to eat a slice. That's what gave me my pyrokinetic powers. Now I spend most of my time watching movies, playing video games, writing stories, drawing great pictures, and creeping my little brothers out. Where I live now remains a secret. I can tell, but you'd have to be my eternal slave. Even if you found out on your own.

Strong points: I'm a good artist. Not a GREAT one, but I've got skill in the ways of the paper and pencil. I'm also really good at racing games. I'm also seen as a funny guy in social groups, and a sex symbol who, sadly, does not want a girlfriend.

Weak points: BEA exposes them.

What are your strong points? What are you weak points? This thread is for making fun of yourself and making yourself feel better, or worse.


stfu plz
alelsupreme
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 20:06
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Borve Baunehoj wrote:
stfu plz
Defago
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 20:15
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Borve Baunehoj wrote:
stfu plz
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 21:29
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Borve Baunehoj wrote:
stfu plz

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thursdayeno
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 21:57
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my farts stink but the width of my cock makes up for it

i like sissy music because when i was 11 months old i could walk and jump and i jumped out of my crib and it would tumble and i banged my head way too much
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 21:57
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Carry on, plz!
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Saoirse
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  • Posted: 04/09/2013 21:57
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Oh my god JMan Im at the point where I can't look at one of your posts without wanting to go off and ridicule it to death. The problem is you seem like a geniunely earnest person who isn't trying on purpose to drown the forums in verbal sludge, so I resist as much as possible. Truly, though, this is becoming an utter wasteland of inanity, and that's just at your best moments. And often it breaches the line of someone just standing in their own corner ranting about inane things to something a little more serious, like how multiple times in the last days a user's life has been "jokingly" threatened.

This is just absolutely appalling because none of these moments are isolated; you can see the effects of extreme waste being unleashed from anything as innoccous as a pointless thread (not a big deal) to littering whatever little tiny thought comes to your mind in every thread you enter(grating but not an "unforgiveable) to the rampant playing-the-victim-and-ruthlessly-judging-others schtick (a little more serious) and then upping it to casually making death-threat jokes multiple times in a single day (much more serious, something not many would or should get away with). Often we're made to think like were the heinous ones for not giving 100-percent JMan approved personal responses, which is absurd because our posts don't ever need to be JMan-approved, and he really needs to accept the fact that people don't see the world his way and that they're not sick or immoral for being unoffended by what he finds repulsive.

So I can't honestly can't get involved in the forums anymore as long as JMan is around. Every time i look at one of these posts I just feel like he's something that needs to be fought against, and while that's not fair to him, although I could really give less a shit, more importantly that's not fair to everybody else here or the forums in general. Attempting to co-exist or reason with *this guy* is futile, to say the least, so while the occasional odd post may still come up, Im just done trying to deal with JMan, every time I see him post I just get angrier and more belligerent. As much as I think he's slowly incinerating the forums to death, nobody should come here afraid of being bullied or harassed, so just call this a silent protest.
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