The worst (or best) review ever made (Pitchfork Eminem Show)

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  • Posted: 07/26/2014 01:14
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http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/277...inem-show/
Just found out about this. The most hilarious review I've ever seen. They never bothered to unpublish it after 12 years. I'll let the review speak for itself.

You people can post other hilarious, strange reviews that you've seen if you'd like in this thread.
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  • Posted: 07/26/2014 04:59
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What is this? This is so weird
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  • Posted: 07/26/2014 06:18
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right, this is better

RockyRaccoon wrote:
What is this? This is so weird


a pitchfork review in chrysalis
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  • Posted: 07/26/2014 06:33
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http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

Definitely the funniest and no word were needed
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I dunno, this review was either written by a child or was intentionally meant to be childish and silly and random. Reviews are funniest when they're meant to be dead serious and are just bad.
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Funny ones:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/116...traumatic/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/368-untilted/

And then 2 reviews that just don't make sense

Reason for not liking it; it's too Pitchfork-y - "Congrats, Pitchfork reader-- the Airborne Toxic Event thinks you're a demographic.":

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/121...xic-event/

Reason for not liking it; it's too sexual - "I hesitate to call Slick Dogs's night vision sex tape cover "deep" or "poetic," following their debut's asscrack-on-bathroom-tile smut, it looks like a freakin' Van Gogh. Fittingly, Louis XIV try pretty hard to pass as artists here":

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/111...nd-ponies/
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